1. 176251 - The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss (第10季)【完整台词】

" Okay.

Good luck.

Ross is coming over.

I think now would be a good time to talk to him.

I guess so.

I'm just I'm really nervous.

Well, keep in mind that by the time you're done they'll probably be serving dinner.

Still nervous? I'm gonna get the lasagna.

- Hey, Rach? - Yeah? - Do you mind if I sit here for a sec? - Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Good luck.

- Hey.

- Hey.

So I I kind of need to talk to you about Charlie.

- Yeah? - Last night, after you guys broke up So sorry to hear about that, by the way.

Well, Charlie and I were talking, and Well You kissed.

Wh What? What? What would give you that idea? - I saw you.

- Yeah, we kissed.

But nothing else.

Nothing else happened, okay? - Ross, Ross, Ross.

It's okay.

- What? It's okay.

You know, look I totally understand, all right? You guys make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know? And - I want you to be happy.

- Are you serious? Yeah.

- Now I have something - I am speechless.

I mean, the fact that you would put my happiness first like that, I mean You're an incredible friend, do you know that? - Well, look, before you go - No, I mean it.

I mean, you're so loyal, man.

And selfless and generous.

I am those things, yeah.

I've known Chandler longer, so I think of him as my best friend.

But now I may have to rethink some stuff.

Dude! Hey, if there is ever anything I can do for you I can't think of anything.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

- So hi.

- Hi.

- So you talked to Joey? - Oh, yeah.

We had a really good talk.

- Oh, that's great.

- Yeah.

- So everything's okay? - Oh, no, it's great.

- It's great.

He's an amazing guy.

- Oh, well, obviously, I think so too.

Well, I'm so excited about this.

Really? Excited? What, are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this.

Excuse me.

You didn't tell him, did you? I couldn't.

He was saying all these really nice things about me.

I didn't want him to get mad and take them back.

I'm gonna edge out Chandler! Fine.

Forget it.

When we go back to New York, I will tell him.

Thank you.

Yeah, I appreciate that.

- Hi, Mike's place.

- Hey, it's Mike.

- That was fast.

- Oh, no, she's not here yet.

You know, I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone.

You can't do that.

Oh, come on, Mike, strap on a pair.

Why don't you tell her that we got back together.

Women appreciate honesty.

We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while, just FYI.

One more thing.

There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.

Her name's Precious? Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound? - I just want to give you a heads up.

- Okay.

And if she gets upset just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.

Hi.

I'm Precious.

Who are you? - I'm Phoebe.

- Phoebe? Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life? That Phoebe? Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these! - You go back to work tomorrow night? - Yeah.

So if you want people to see them you're not having them taken out, say, at the break of dawn? Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this.

You like that, right? - What are you singing? - It's "Bolero" from 10.

It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from Apocalypse Now.

Here's the thing.

The cornrows were a solution to your frizzy-hair problem.

Now that we're home, you don't have that problem.

If you think about it I hate them.

- What? You said you liked them.

- Did I? Let's refresh.

I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.

Well, fine.

So you don't like them.

Everybody else does.

Again, let's journey back.

As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before.

And Joey? Well, Joey didn't realize there was anything different.

You know what? I don't care.

I like it, and I'm gonna keep it.

You're just jealous because your hair can't do this.

- Get yourself in the tooth? - And the eye.

Hi! There she is! Hi, Emma.

Oh, my God, I missed you.

Oh, Emma, I missed you so much.

Hi.

Did you have a good time with Grandma Greene? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle? That was one time, Ross, and they were only, like, five milligrams.