9. 456659 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away (第1季)【完整台词】

What's this? I never saw this at Mom's.

-It's a yam.

-Hello.

This isn't a yam.

Yam comes in purple cans.

They don't They don't come in these.

Ross, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but back off.

Hi.

-We used to work together.

-We did? Yeah, at Macy's.

You' re the Obsession girl, right? -Yes.

-I was the Aramis guy.

-Aramis.

Aramis.

Aramis.

-Yeah, right! -You' re the best in the business.

-Get out.

You' re amazing! You know when to spritz.

You know when to lay back.

Really? You don't know what that means to me.

You smell great tonight.

What are you wearing? Nothing.

-Listen, do you wanna go get a drink? -Yeah, that would be -What's wrong? -I have to do something.

What? -Leave.

-Wait, wait, wait! So I guess you all saw it.

-What? -Saw what? No, we' re just laughing.

You know how laughter can be infectious.

Set another place for Thanksgiving.

My entire family thinks I have VD.

"T onight, on a very special Blossom.

" Looking good! Okay! Cider's mulling, turkey's turkeying, yams are yamming.

What? I don't know.

It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.

Get out and stop annoying me! Oh, that's closer.

I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop! -Oh, you must stop shooping.

-Okay, l' m gonna get my stuff.

Will you come in? I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.

Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie! We laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny.

Hey, Monica, I got a question.

I don't see any T ator T ots.

-That's not a question.

-My mom makes them.

It's a tradition.

You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot! I mean, it's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.

All right.

Fine.

Tonight's potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots.

All right, I'm off to talk to my unborn child.

Okay, Mom never hit.

Okay, all done.

Phoebe, did you whip the pota? Ross needs lumps! Oh, l' m sorry! I just I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.

Why do that? Because then they'd be just like my mom used to make it, before she died.

Okay.

Three kinds of potatoes coming up.

Okay.

Goodbye, you guys! Thanks for everything! Oh, God, look at Sorry! I'm so sorry.

An unbelievable thing happened! Underdog got away! -The balloon? -No, no, the actual cartoon character.

Of course the balloon! He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park.

-I'm going to the roof.

Who's with me? -I can't! An 80-foot dog over the city? How often does that happen? Almost never.

-Got the keys? -Okay.

Anytime you' re ready.

Okay.

Okay, here we go.

Okay.

Where am I talking to here? There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage, but.

Just aim for the bump.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, here goes.

You know, I can't do this.

This is It's too weird.

I feel stupid.

It's fine.

You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.

Hello, baby.

Hello.

Hello.

the moment we first saw the dog shadow fall over the park! But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean.

Right now the turkey should be crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside.

Why are we standing here? We're waiting for you to open the door.

You have the keys.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

When we left, you said, "Got the keys.

" No, I didn't.

I asked, "Got the keys? " No, no, no.

You said, "Got the keys! " Do either of you have the keys? -The oven is on! -I've gotta get my ticket! -Wait! We have a copy of your key.

-Get it! That tone won't make me go any faster.

-Joey.

-That one will.

And everyone's telling me, "You gotta pick a major.

" So on a dare, I picked paleontology.

And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, face it, you' re a fetus.

You're happy you don't have gills anymore.

You don't have to talk to it.

You can sing Please.

I am not singing to your stomach, okay? How's it going? Here we come Walking down the street Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet Hey, hey -Hey, did you just feel that? -I did.

-Does it always? -That was the first.