8. 456657 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice (第1季)【完整台词】

I took these when I had my gall thing accident.

Thanks, Mom.

Sorry.

Hi, l' m Andrea.

I'm Dorothy's daughter.

Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.

Look who's up! -How do you feel? -I feel great.

I feel great.

I feel great.

Wow, those pills really worked.

Yeah.

Not the first two, but the second two.

I love you guys.

You guys are the greatest.

I love my sister.

I love Pheebs.

That's so nice.

I love you, man.

And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay! It doesn't matter to me.

You were right.

I do love you.

Oh, Ross.

I love you too.

Oh, no, I really love you.

I really love you.

Oh, you don't get it! -What do you got there? -Just a hearing disability.

What's the score? Three minutes to go in the third.

Beautiful! Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? Your grandmother would've hated this.

Sure.

What with it being her funeral and all.

No, I'd be hearing about why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham.

Or I didn't spend enough on flowers.

Or she'd say: "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, l' m dead.

" That sounds like Nana.

Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? I can imagine.

It's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person she is.

That is a wonder.

So tell me something, Mom.

If you had to do it all over again I mean, if she was here right now would you tell her? T ell her what? How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail.

Like your hair, for example.

I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.

Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? Some things are better left unsaid.

It's nicer when people just get along.

More wine? Oh, I think so.

Those earrings look really lovely on you.

Thank you.

They're yours.

Actually, they were Nana's.

Now l' m depressed! Even more than I was.

Oh, look.

My first grade picture.

Please ignore the Dy-no-mite T -shirt.

-Hey, who's this little naked guy? -That little naked guy would be me.

Look at the little thing! Yes, fine.

That is my penis.

Can we be grownups now? Who are those people? -Got me.

-That's Nana right there in the middle.

Yeah, let's see.

" Me and the gang at Java Joe's.

" You look just like your grandmother.

How old was she? Let's see, " 1 939.

" Twenty-four, twenty-five.

It looks like a fun gang.

Look, look, look! I got Monica naked! Let me see! No, no.

That would be me again.

I'm just trying something.

Hey, Lowell.

Oh, hey, Chandler.

So how's it going in Financial Services? It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mache heads.

How about you? Good.

Good.

Listen I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but I' m not.

I know.

That's what I told her.

Really? So you can tell? Pretty much.

Most of the time.

We have a kind of radar.

So you don't think I have a quality? Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no.

By the way, your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is.

-He is? -And way out of your league.

Out of my league! I could get a Brian.

If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.

Hey, Brian.