8. 456657 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice (第1季)【完整台词】

You' re gone.

You' re worm food.

So Chandler looks gay, huh? I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie.

Dad, let's just make a decision.

You're right.

It's going into the ground.

We should get the most basic thing.

"The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate.

" Dad, we can't bury Nana in a dresser from kea.

This is why your mother buys my clothes.

I hate to shop.

I hate it.

Isn't this more about the fact that once you decide, it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone? No, I really hate to shop.

-I thought it'd be a closed casket.

-lt doesn't mean she can't look nice.

Sweetie, you think you can get in there? I don't see why not.

Here's my retainer.

I was just thinking -when my time comes -Dad.

Listen to me.

When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.

You what? I wanna be buried at sea.

It looks like fun.

Define "fun.

" Come on.

You'll make a day of it.

You'll get a boat, pack a lunch.

And then we throw your body in the water.

Gee, that does sound fun.

Everyone thinks they know me.

Everyone says I'm so predictable.

Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? " That's probably what they'll say.

I'd like that.

-Hey, gorgeous.

-Hey.

Look, l' m sorry about yesterday.

Don't worry.

Apparently, other people have made the same mistake.

Okay.

Phew! So, what do you think it is about me? I don't know what.

You just have -a quality.

-A quality.

Great.

It's a shame.

You and Lowell would've made a great couple.

Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with? What? He's cute.

Well, yeah.

He's no Brian in Payroll.

Is Brian? I don't know.

If you were gonna set me up I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him.

Brian's a little out of your league.

Excuse me.

You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian.

Believe you me.

I'm really not.

This one? I've shown you every dress we have.

Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit go with the burgundy.

Whatever we pick, she'd say it's the wrong one.

Right.

We'll go with the burgundy.

A fine choice.

I'm coming out.

Wait! We need shoes.

-How about these? -That's really a day shoe.

Where she's going everyone else will be dressier? Could we see something in a slimmer heel? I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy.

I can show you something silver that may work.

-No, it really should be burgundy.

-Unless we go with a different dress.

No, no, no.

Watch this.

Wait, I may have something in the back.

Oh, my God.

Is everything all right? Just Nana's stuff.

You guys ready? Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up.

-Know my ears aren't my best feature? -Some days it's all I can think about.

I' m sorry l' m late.

I couldn't find my bearings.

You mean your earrings? What did I say? -Are these the shoes? -Yes.

Paolo sent them from ltaly.

What? We don't have shoes here? -Morning.

We ready to go? -Don't we look nice all dressed up? It's stuff like that, isn't it? -lt was a really beautiful service.

-lt really was.

Come here, sweetheart.

You know, I think it's time for you to start using night cream.

What? Nothing.

Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger.

-Check it out.

Giants-Cowboys.

-You're watching football at a funeral? No, it's the pre-game.

I' m gonna watch it at the reception.

You're a frightening, frightening man.

Oh, no! My new Paolo shoes! I hope they're not ruined.

God, what a great day! What? Weather-wise.

I know.

The air, the trees.

Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost life Ross, are you okay? No, l' m fine.

Just having my worst fear realized, but.

I' m just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm.

-What? What is it? -You missed a belt loop.

Okay, it's in spasm.

Here, sweetie.