7. 456656 - The One With the Blackout (第1季)【完整台词】

-Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons.

Here, Bob Buttons.

You are a very bad man! You owe me a cat.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Where did you go, little kitty? IKitty, kitty, kitty.

Come here, kitty, kitty.

-Hi.

-Buona sera.

Wow! Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar? I'll bring my arms.

We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! Come on, lucky sixes! Everybody, this is Paolo.

Paolo, I want you to meet my friends.

This is Monica -Hi.

-and Joey -Hi.

-and Ross.

Hi.

He doesn't speak much English.

Monopoly! Look at that! So, where did Paolo come from? Italy, I think.

No, I mean tonight.

Suddenly, into our lives.

That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat.

Isn't that funny? That is funny.

And Rachel keeps touching him.

I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere.

I found him.

It was Paolo's cat.

Well, there you go.

Last to know again.

And I'm guessing, this is Paolo? Paolo, this is Phoebe.

You betcha! All right.

Okay.

What next? Blow a bubble.

A bubble's good.

It's got a boyish charm.

It's impish.

Here we go.

Nice going, imp! It's okay.

All I need to do is reach over and put it back in my mouth.

Good save! We 're back on track and I'm chewing someone else 's gum.

This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! And now you 're choking.

You all right? My God! You' re choking! -Better? -Yes.

Thank you.

That was.

-That was.

-Perfection? That was no tousle.

-What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea.

That's classic.

My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me! If you want, I'll do it.

I just wanna bite his bottom lip.

But I won't.

The first time he smiled at me those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry.

Did you rent mopeds? Because I've heard Oh, it's not about that right now.

I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common and we don't even speak the same language, but, God! -Paolo, hi.

-Ross.

Listen.

Listen, something you should know.

Rachel and I are.

We' re kind of a thing.

-Thing? -Thing.

Yes, thing.

-You have the sex? -No.

No, technically the sex is not being had.

But that's.

But that's not the point.

The point is that Rachel and I should be.

Well, Rachel and l should be together.

And if you get in the -ln bed -No.

No, not where I was going.

If you get in the way of us becoming a thing then I would be, well, very sad.

So, do you? -So you do know a little English? -Little.

-Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No.

That's funny.

You are a huge crap-weasel.

We've been doing this for an hour.

It's easy.

Ready? Okay? Now try it.

You gotta whip it.

Look, look.

The last candle's about to burn out.

T en, nine, eight, seven minus 46, minus 47, minus 48.

-Thank you.

-Thanks.

IKind of spooky without any lights.

Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.

This probably isn't the best time to bring it up but you have to throw a party for Monica.

-This has been fun.

-Yes.

Thanks for letting me use your phone and for saving my life.

Well, goodbye, Chandler.

I had a great blackout.

See you.

Hi, l' m account number 71 43457.

I don't know if you got that but I would really like a copy of the tape.