6. 456655 - The One With the Butt (第1季)【完整台词】

Believe me it's worth it, okay? In a relationship, you have moments you'll remember the rest of your life.

Every single second is like that with Aurora.

I've just wasted 35 of them talking to you.

So, Monica, can you help me with the door? The old Monica would remind you to scrub that T eflon pan with a plastic brush.

But l' m not gonna do that.

Excuse me? Can they warm it up? I' m concerned about goose bumps.

Everybody ready? I wanna thank you for this opportunity.

I mean, I know this is just a first step, but I hope that someday Lose the robe.

Right.

Okay.

Losing the robe! Okay, and the robe is lost.

I would like to get this in one take.

Let's roll it.

Water's working.

And action! And cut! Butt guy, what are you doing? I'm showering.

No, that was clenching.

The way I see it, the guy's upset here, you know? His wife's dead, his brother's missing.

I think his butt would be angry here.

I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch.

Once again, rolling.

Water working.

And action! And cut! What was that? I was going for quiet desperation.

But if you have to ask.

God, I love these fingers.

Thank you.

No, actually, I meant my fingers.

Look at them.

Look at how happy they are.

-Oh, my God, l' m late! -Oh, no! -Don't go.

-Okay.

-I have to.

-Look, she's leaving.

I' m sorry.

He'll be waiting for me.

-I thought you talked to Rick.

-It's not Rick.

Ethan? He gets the whole day! No, it's Andrew.

I know there'll be moments when I'll regret asking the following question, but.

-And Andrew is? -He's new.

So you' re not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself? No, that's not exactly what I was Most women would kill for three guys like us.

-So, what do you want? -You.

-You have me.

-No.

Just you.

-What do you mean? -Lose the other guys.

Like, all of them? Come on, we' re great together.

Why not? Can't we have what we have now? Why can't we talk and make love without feeling obligated to each other? Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted too.

Well, part of me wants that but it's like l' m two guys.

One guy's saying, "This is great! " But there's this other guy.

The guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows and breaks that measuring device.

He's saying, you know, "This is too hard.

Get out! " So, which one of the guys will you listen to? I have to listen to both.

They don't let each other finish.

Which one? The second guy.

I see.

Call me if you change your mind.

Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.

Look at it this way.

You dumped her! Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable.

T ell me why you did this again? Movie star! Wait! Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Pacino movie? Nope.

No? What happened, big guy? Big guy? It felt like a "big guy" moment.

I got fired! They said I acted too much with it.

I told everybody about this! -Everybody's expecting to see me.

-lKnow what? -No one will be able to tell.

-My mom will.

There's something so sweet and disturbing about that.

I've done crappy plays for six years and I finally get my shot, and I blow it! Maybe this wasn't it.

I think when it's your shot, you know it's your shot.

Did it feel like your shot? Hard to tell.

I was naked.

I don't think this was it.

I don't think you just get one.

I believe things are gonna happen for you.

I do.

You've got to think about the day some kid will go: "l got the part! I'm gonna be Joey T ribbiani's ass! " You think? That's so nice.

I' m sorry, Joey.

I' m gonna go to bed, guys.

-Good night.

-Good night.

You' re gonna leave your shoes out here? Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless, haphazard manner? It doesn't matter.

I'll get them tomorrow.

Or not! Whenever.

She is a kook.

If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.

No, don 't do this! This is stupid! I don 't have to prove anything.

I'm gonna get them.

But then everyone will know.

Unless I get them, then wake up really early and put them back.

I need help! -All you want is a dinkle -Not that song! -All you envy's a schwang -Come on, you guys.

A thing through which you can tinkle Or play with or simply let hang All you want is a dinkle What you envy's a schwang A thing through which you can tinkle Or play with or simply let hang