5. 456653 - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent (第1季)【完整台词】

So, you and Angela, huh? -Yep.

Pretty much.

-You' re a lucky man.

Know what I miss most about her? That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats.

Like a happy little squirrel or a weasel.

-I never really noticed.

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

Listen for it.

Monica.

Monica is great.

Yeah, she is.

But it's not gonna last.

She's too much for me in bed.

Sexually.

I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.

Yeah, isn't he? It's great to meet a smart, funny guy who's emotionally older than 8.

You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed! My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.

That's nice.

You can.

It's like pulling off a Band-Aid.

Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.

Go! Go! Hi, Janice.

Here we go.

I don't think we should go out anymore.

All right.

Well, there you go.

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

This isn't about you.

I know! It's about your fear of commitment.

I' m not afraid.

-Please.

-I don't! -I don't! I' m ready to commit anytime.

-Really? I know this is gonna sound stupid but I feel that if I can do this if I can actually do my own laundry there isn't anything I can't do.

That does not sound stupid to me.

The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me I'm sorry, that's all the time we have.

Next on Ross.

-Uh-oh.

-What? Uh-oh.

Uh-oh, the laundry's done.

It's a song.

The laundry song we sing.

Uh-oh! The laundry's done -What's the matter? -Nothing.

The laundry's done Come on, show me.

It's just that you left a red sock with your whites, and now everything's kind of pink.

Everything's pink? Except for the red sock, which is still red.

Don't be upset.

It can happen to anyone.

But it happened to me.

God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! What am I doing? My father's right! I can't live on my own.

I can't even do laundry! Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn't inflate his head.

So anyway his head is flopping down Broadway, right? And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is.

Something's in my eye.

Could we check it in the light, please? -Oh, my God! -What? Were we at the same table? It's like cocktails in Appalachia.

-They' re close.

-Close? Her tongue's in his ear.

Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross.

Joey, this is sick.

It's disgusting.

It's not really true' is it? Who's to say what's true? -What were you thinking? -l' m not proud of this, okay? Well, maybe I am a little.

-l' m out of here! -Wait! You like him.

I want her.

He likes you.

-Really? -Yeah.

If we put our heads together, between the two of us we can break them up.

I' m sorry.

I can't believe I did this.

I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.

Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here.

Here's the thing.

We're different.

I'm bing, bing, bing.

You' re boom, boom, boom.

Oh, my God! I' m so sorry! Are you okay? It's just my lens.

It's my lens.

I'll be right back.

I hit her in the eye! In the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! Oh, my God! -How many have you had? -I don't know.

A million! Chandler, easy, easy.

Go to your happy place.

-l' m fine, l' m fine.

-All right.

-l' m not fine.

Here she is.

-Wait here, okay? Breathe.

-How do you do that? -It's like a gift.

We should always break up together.

I'd like that! The clothes are clean.

That's the important part.

I guess.

Except everything looks like jammies now.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

We had this cart.

I had a 24-inch waist.

You lose things.

Now, come on.

Get out of my way.

I' m sorry.

Maybe I wasn't being clear.

This was our cart.

There weren't clothes in it! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quit making up rules! Let go! Come on, it's my cart.