5. 456653 - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent (第1季)【完整台词】

You've thought this through? It's laundry.

The thinking-through is minimal.

Just you and Rachel? Just you two? This is a date.

You're going on a date.

-Uh-uh.

-Uh-huh.

-I haven't done that in a while.

-ls it a date if she doesn't know? Yes, absolutely.

Saturday night, all rules apply.

What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine? Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear.

It's the first time she'll see your underwear.

You want it dirty? No.

And the fabric softener? Okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy.

You know, like a little fuzzy bear.

-I'll pick something else up.

-There you go.

Thank you.

What does Bob look like? Is he tall, short? Yep.

-Which? -Which what? -You've never met Bob, have you? -No, but -For all we know, he's horribly -Hey, Joey! Horribly attractive.

I'll be shutting up now.

Where are they? Where are they? This is nice.

We never do anything, just the two of us.

Great.

Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies.

I don't wanna do that.

-Here we go.

-Have a good breakup.

-Hey, Janice.

-My God, I am so glad you called me.

I had the most supremely awful day.

That's not good.

Can I get an espresso and a latte over here? We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables.

They sucked.

I blew off the afternoon.

I went shopping.

And I got you.

I'm looking.

I'm looking.

I' m looking.

-I got you -What? -What? -What did you get me there? I got you these.

Bullwinkle socks.

-That's sweet.

-I knew you had Rockys.

You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix.

Moose and squirrel.

Whatever you want.

I'm gonna get another espresso.

More latte? No, l' m still working on mine.

-That's it? -Yeah, it was really hard.

-Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal.

-You weren't there.

-Sorry.

-How are things going? Going? Things are not going.

She got me socks.

These go with your Rockys.

She really cares about you l' m sorry.

Coming through.

Move.

Move! Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine.

Yeah, well, now you' re kind of not.

But I saved it.

I put my basket on top.

I'm sorry.

Is that your basket? It's pretty.

Unfortunately, I don't see suds! What? No suds, no save, okay? What's going on? Nothing.

This horrible woman just took my machine.

Was your basket on top? -Yeah, but there were no suds.

-So? -You know, no suds, no save.

-No suds, no Excuse me.

Hold on a second! This is my friend's machine.

Hey, hey, hey! Her stuff wasn't in it! Hey, hey, hey! That's not the rule, and you know it! All right.

Show's over.

Nothing to see here.

Okay.

Let's do laundry.

That was amazing! I can't even send back soup.

Well, that's because you' re such a sweet, gentle.

Do you? Do you? Oh, hey.

You must need detergent.

-What's that? -Uberweiss.

It's new.

It's German.

It's extra tough! Rach, are you gonna separate those? Oh, God.

Am I being a total laundry spaz? Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? Have you never done this before? Well, not myself.

But I know other people that have.

Okay.

You caught me.

I'm a laundry virgin.

Don't worry.

I'll use the gentle cycle.

Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites.

A whole other machine for your colors.

And a third for your delicates.

That would be your bras and your underpanty things.

These are white cotton panties.

Would they go with whites or with delicates? That would be a judgment call.

He's so cute! Where did you grow up? -Brooklyn Heights.

-Cleveland.

-How'd that happen? -My God! What? I suddenly had the feeling I was falling.

But I'm not.