Let it go.
It's not a big deal.
Not a big deal? It's amazing.
You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra.
Right out the sleeve.
As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close.
Right? Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
Know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want.
You look down, and there they are.
How you get any work done is beyond me.
I don't get how guys can do so many mean things and not even care.
-Multiple orgasms! -There you go.
The One With the East German Laundry Detergent Saturday night.
The big night! Date night! Saturday night.
Saturday night! -No plans, huh? -Not a one! Not even breaking up with Janice? Right, right.
Shut up.
Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone.
Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell.
-You just gotta do it.
-I know.
But it's just so hard.
You're sitting there with her.
She has no idea.
You finally get up the courage to do it.
There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
You try to run out of the restaurant before she's finished the note.
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man.
Just stop calling.
If you want, I'll do it with you.
She'd feel like we're ganging up on her.
You dump Janice, I'll dump T ony.
-You're breaking up with T ony? -He's sweet, but it's not fun anymore.
I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike, I don't know.
Do you want anything else? You had a nutty, chocolate-y, kind of cake-y, pie thing that Nothing.
I' m fine.
What's wrong? Why so scrunchie? My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
That guy, he burns me up.
Yeah, it's a Mercedes if I move back home.
It was horrible! He called me "young lady.
" I hate when my father calls me that.
Did he say "You' re not up to this" again? I got the extended version with choruses of "You'll Never Make it on Your Own.
" Hi, Joey.
Oh, my God! Angela! Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her.
-Are you gonna go over there? -No.
Yeah.
No.
Okay, but not yet.
I don't wanna seem too eager.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi three Mississippi.
That seems pretty cool.
-Hey, Angela.
-Joey.
You look good.
That's because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
You don't say.
So, Rachel, what are you doing tonight? Big glamour night.
Me and Monica at Launderama.
You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too? -Who? -Me! Was that not clear? Why don't? Why don't I just join you both there? Don't you have a laundry room in your building? Yes.
I do have a laundry room in my building.
But there's a rat problem.
Apparently, they're attracted to dryer sheets.
They're going in fine, but they're coming out all fluffy.
-Anyway, 7-ish? -Sure.
-Forget it.
I' m with Bob now.
-Bob? Who the hell's Bob? Bob is great.
He's smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job.
You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor.
Bob Come on! We were great together.
And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too.
Sorry, Joey.
You said, " Let's be friends.
" So guess what? -What? -We' re just friends.
Fine.
Fine.
Why don't the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends.
What "four of us"? You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend Monica.
I' m telling you, this guy's perfect for you.
Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Come on, this guy's great.
His name's Bob.
He's Angela's brother.
He's smart, he's sophisticated and he has a real job.
I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor, but he's -God help us.
-What? Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile.
Look, l' m asking a favor here.
If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.
What's going on? You go out with tons of girls.
I know, but Angela's different.
She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or.
-Something else like a snowflake? -Yeah, yeah.
Look, I made a huge mistake.
I never should've broke up with her.
Will you help me? Please? Hold on a sec.
You need to not touch any of those.
Okay, bye.
Monica's not coming.
It's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Hold on, camper.
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