3. 456651 - The One With the Thumb (第1季)【完整台词】

- See you.

A thumb? I know.

There it was, just floating.

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like this tiny little hitchhiker.

Maybe it's a contest.

Like "collect all five.

" - Does anyone wanna see? - No, thanks! Don't do that.

Come on! It's worse than the thumb.

- This is so unfair.

- Why is it unfair? So I have a flaw! Big deal! Joey's knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? Ross, over-pronouncing every word.

Monica, who snorts when she laughs.

I mean, what the hell is that thing? I accept those flaws.

Why can't you accept me for this? Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody, or just him? I could live without it.

Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? Don't listen to him.

I think it's endearing.

Oh, you do, do you? There's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.

Indeed there isn't.

I should get back to work.

Otherwise someone might get what they ordered.

The hair comes out and the gloves come off.

Ever go out with a guy your friends really like? No.

I'm going out with a guy my friends really like.

Are we talking about the coyotes here? All right! A cow got through.

Can you believe it? It's just, you know what? I just don't feel the "thing.

" They feel the thing.

I don't feel it.

Honey, you should always feel the thing.

If that's how you feel about the guy, dump him.

- It's gonna be really hard.

- He'll get over it.

No, he'll be fine.

It's the other five I'm worried about.

- Don't you respect your body? - Don't you see what you're doing? I've had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease.

The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

Alan wants to speak to you.

Really? He does? Hey, buddy! What's up? She told you about that, huh? Well, yeah.

I have one now and then.

Well, yeah, now.

It's not that Well, that's true.

Gee, you know, no one's ever put it like that before.

Well, okay.

Thanks.

God, he's good.

- If only he were a woman.

- Yeah.

Lamb Chop! How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it'd be talking too.

I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.

- Where's Joey? - Joey ate my last stick of gum.

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so I killed him.

Do you think that was wrong? - I think he's across the hall.

- Thanks.

There you go.

I'm alive with pleasure now.

Phoebe, do you want the rest of that Pop-Tart? Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart? Hey, I might.

I'm sorry.

The soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb.

And on my way over here I stepped in gum.

What is up with the universe? - What's going on? - It's just nice when we're together.

It's nicer when everyone gets to wear underwear.

Please, guys, we have to talk.

Wait! I'm getting a deja vu.

No, I'm not.

- We have to talk.

- There it is! Okay, it's about Alan.

Speaking of which, tell him we're on for the Renaissance Fair.

Before you get into that, there's something you should know.

There's really no easy way to say this.

I've decided to break up with Alan.

Is there somebody else? No, it's just.

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you know, things change.

People change.

We didn't change.

So that's it? It's over? Just like that? You let your guard down.

You start to care about someone, and.

.

- I can go on pretending - Okay! No.

That wouldn't be fair to me, Alan, or to you.

Well, who wants fair? I just want things back, you know, the way they were.

- I'm sorry.

- Oh, she's sorry.

I feel better.

I can't believe this! With the holidays coming up.

I wanted him to meet my family.

I'll meet someone.

There'll be other Alans.

Yeah, right! - Are you guys gonna be okay? - We'll be fine.

We're just gonna need a little time.

I understand.

- Wow.

- I'm really sorry.

Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry too.

- But I'm a little relieved.

- Relieved? Yeah, well, I mean, I had a great time with you.

I just can't stand your friends.

Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats? That was fun.

He could row like a Viking.

So how'd it go? You know.