24. 456673 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out (第1季)【完整台词】

I don't know.

This is just my initial gut feeling but I'm thinking it'd be really great.

Oh, my God, me too! We'd be like friends-in-law! The best part is you already know all about him.

You start on the 1 5th date.

But it would be like starting on the 1 5th date.

Another good point.

I mean, on the 1 5th date, you're already in a very "relationship-y" place.

You're committed.

What happens if it doesn't work out? -Why isn't it working out? -Sometimes it doesn't.

Is he not cute enough? Does he not make enough money? -No, I'm just -Maybe there's someone else.

-ls there someone else? -No, there is no one else.

Then why are you dumping my brother? Hey, big Spender! She's still asleep.

-So how'd it go? -You know how you think you're great? The fact you'd even ask shows how little you know me.

Last night I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great.

So I had to do all this other stuff.

And the response I got! Man, oh, man! It was like a ticker-tape parade! I know.

My room's very, very close to the parade route.

It was amazing, and not just for her.

For me too! It's like, all of a sudden I'm blind but all my other senses are heightened.

It's like I was able to appreciate it on another level.

-I didn't know you had another level.

-I know.

Neither did l! Is something going on with O.

J.

? Hey, great skirt.

Birthday present? -From who? -You.

I exchanged the blouse you got me.

Well, it's the thought.

Doesn't Ross'flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27B? Yeah.

Monica, you know, I've been thinking about it.

I've decided this Ross thing is not a good idea.

Why? I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him.

I'd be going out with all of you.

There'd be pressure No pressure, no pressure! Nothing has happened, and you're already so I'm not "so.

" Okay, I was a teensy bit weird at first but I'll be good.

I promise.

-Who is it? -It's me, Carl.

-Come on up.

-Behind my brother's back? Is the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.

-Seven hundred bucks! -All right, you did it! Do we have any fruit? Man, hell of a two weeks.

You know what? I feel I learned something.

You'll stick with this "all for her" thing? What are you, crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? If I see one more picture of Ed Begley Jr in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I'm not against environmental issues, per se it's just that guy! I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.

Excuse me, I'm trying to have a date here.

Fine.

Just stop thinking about me.

Can't do it, can you? I'm thinking about you.

So what? I don't get it.

What do you see in this guy? Happens to be a very nice guy.

I mean, come on, buddy! Get a real car! Rachel, come on.

Give us a chance.

Ross, it's too hard.

Why, because it'll get weird for everyone else? This is about us.

I've been in love with you since the ninth grade.

You're like my best friend.

If we broke up, and I lost you What makes you think that? Have you been involved where you haven't broken up? No.

But it only has to happen once.

You and I both know we are perfect for each other.

Right? So the only question is: Are you attracted to me? I don't know.

I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.

Well, start looking.

-Wow.

-Exactly! And I'm gonna be the guy caught behind this hammerhead in traffic! Right! You're right.

You know what? I'm supposed to pick up a friend at the airport.

I am so sorry! If you wanna finish your drinks, please do.

-I'm sorry, I gotta go.

I'm sorry.

-But.

-Where are you going? -To get Ross.

-My God, this is so exciting! -I know.

If you want the rest of my date, I'm not gonna finish it.

-Rachel, he's not a sandwich.

-No, he's a banker with opera tickets.

Hello! -Where you going? -Airport.

You can't tell him.

There's so much I haven't done.

I haven't watched Baywatch with Yasmine Bleeth! Chandler, relax.

This is a good going to the airport.

Oh, well then fly, good woman, fly like the wind.

-I'm flying! -Tell him I'm the one who blew it! Yes, another successful case for the love doctor.

Excuse me! Pardon me.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Toby, for God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel! Hey! I got that.

-Thanks, sweetie.

-No problem.

I can't wait for you to meet my friends.

You don't think they'll judge me? -No, they will.

I just.

-Can't wait! Come on, they're gonna love you.