24. 456673 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out (第1季)【完整台词】

Think about it.

Okay.

I'm guessing this is from.

-Thank you, Melanie.

-This one right here is from me.

Okay.

It's light.

It rattles.

It's Travel Scrabble! Thank you.

This one's from Joey.

It feels like a book, I think it's a book.

And it's a book! It's Dr.

Seuss! That book got me through some tough times.

There's a little child inside this man.

The doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.

-Who's this from? -From Ross.

Oh, my God! He remembered! -Remembered what? -lt was months ago.

We walked by this antique store.

I saw this pin.

I told him it was like one my grandma had when I was little.

I can't believe he remembered! Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

I can't believe it.

Remember when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that expensive crystal duck? What did you just say? Crystal duck.

No, no, no.

The "love" part? -Oh, my God! -Oh, no, no, no.

That's good.

Just keep rubbing your head.

That'll turn back time.

This is unbelievable.

I mean, this is unbelievable! I know.

This is really, really huge.

No, it's not.

It's small.

It's tiny.

It's petite.

It's wee.

I don't think any of our lives will ever be the same ever again.

Is there a mute button on this woman? I think this is so great.

I mean, you and Ross! -Did you have any idea? -No, none! My first night in the city, he mentioned asking me out but nothing ever happened.

What else did he say? Does he wanna go out? Given that he's in love with you he wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee.

Ross? All this time? I've gotta talk to him.

-He's in China! -The country.

Is his flight gone? Yes! He's watching a woman do this: He's gone! His flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.

-What about time difference? -From here to the airport? -You'll never make it! -I've gotta try.

What'll you say to him? -I don't know.

-Then you shouldn't go.

Right.

If you're gonna break his heart, that can wait.

But if it's good, tell him now.

-Maybe I'll know when I see him.

-All right, does this help? No.

Look, all I know is, I cannot wait a week.

This is just too big.

I've just gotta talk to him.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! All right.

-Ross! Excuse me, pardon me.

-Your boarding pass? I need to talk to my friend.

Sorry, you're not allowed here without a pass.

He's right there, in the blue jacket! Can l? I'm sorry.

Federal regulations! Then could you please just give him a message for me? -This is very important.

-All right.

What's the message? I don't know.

Excuse me, sir! Excuse me, sir? I have a message for you.

Rachel loved the present.

She'll see you when you get back.

What? Toby, I don't know what she's talking about.

There's no Rachel.

Don't give me that deep freeze.

Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey! I think I blacked out there for a minute.

It was nothing.

Well, now we gotta find something fun for you.

You know what? Forget about me.

Let's give you another turn.

-Me, again? -Sure.

Why not? Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow! I gotta tell you, you are nothing like I thought you'd be.

How do you mean? I had you pegged as a guy who's always, "Me, me, me!" But you, you're a giver.

You're the most generous man I ever met.

I mean, you're practically a woman.

-You're just saying that.

-No.

A woman! -So? -I missed him.

-I'm so sorry.

-That's too bad.

Yeah, right.

No, I feel bad for her.

I do.

I can think of somebody other than myself.

All right, I'm going to bed.

-Happy birthday.

Hang in there.

-Thanks.

Yes! Pizza coupons.

Okay.

You guys want help cleaning up this mess? That'd be great.

So, Rach, you wanna save this wrapping paper? Are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I throw it out? I don't know.

I don't know.

Thought about it all the way there and I thought about it all the way back.

You know, it's Ross! You know what I mean? It's Ross.

-Sure! -Sure.