22. 456670 - The One With the Ick Factor (第1季)【完整台词】

-Tell him.

-Tell him.

-Shut up.

-Tell me what? You won't look at him.

I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

All right.

All right.

Last night, I had a dream that you and I were Doing it on this table.

Excellent dream score.

Why would you dream that? More importantly was I any good? Well, you were pretty damn good.

Interesting.

In my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.

Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.

I love it when we share.

You okay? I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.

Sorry, it was a one-time thing.

I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.

The One With The lck Factor Hello, Rachel.

Get off.

Ooh, give me.

Can you see me operating a drill press? I don't know.

What are you wearing? Why would you want to? For short-term work.

Till I get back my massage clients.

Pirates again? No.

Nothing like that.

I'm just such a dummy.

I taught a "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop.

And they are.

Hey, Chan, she could work for you.

Thanks, Joey.

That's a good idea.

I could.

I could do it.

What is it? My secretary's gonna be out.

She's having one of her boobs reduced.

It's a whole big boob story.

-I could be a secretary.

-I don't know if it'd be your thing because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day.

I could do that.

-What's that? -My new beeper.

Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help.

They're still extinct.

It's for when Carol goes into labor.

All she has to do is dial 55-JlMBO.

A cool number and a possible name for the kid.

-See you later.

-Off to see young Ethan? Thank you.

How young is young Ethan? Young? He's our age.

When we were.

-He's a senior in college.

-College? Rob that cradle.

He's smart and mature and grown-up.

Mature and grown-up, he's a big boy.

This man-child has no problem with how old you are? No, of course not.

It's not even an issue because I said I was 22.

-You what? -What? -Oh, I can't pass for 22? -Well, maybe 25, 26.

-I am 26.

-There you go.

Can you hear that? That'll stop when you pick up the phone.

-Oh, I'm on.

-Okay.

Mr.

Bing's office.

-Sorry, he's in a meeting.

-I'm not in a meeting.

Will he know what this is in reference to? And he has your number? I'll see that he gets the message.

Bye-bye.

Ross says hi.

This is so fun.

What do we do now? Well, now I actually have to get to work.

"Most likely.

" Okay, I'm gonna be out there.

All right.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

-Yes? -What you doing? Okay, windows are clean.

Candles are lit.

BeIt's too tight.

Gotta change.

Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna.

-Am I out of control? -Just a touch.

I don't understand.

You've been dating this guy since his midterms.

Why, all of a sudden, are you so? -What? -Could tonight be the night? I don't know.

He's a great guy and I love being with him.

But, you know things happen when they happen.

You don't plan these things.

-So, did you shave your legs? -Yeah.

Would you let it go? It was just a dream.

It doesn't mean This is it.

It's baby time! All right, relax.

Just relax.

Be cool.

Yeah, hi.

I was just beeped.

No, Andre is not here.

Third time today.

Yes, I am sure.

I do not perform those kind of services.

Services? Oh, services.