20. 456669 - The One With the Evil Orthodontist (第1季)【完整台词】

What's the matter? I just Oh, Barry, this was not good.

No, it was.

It was very, very good.

-What about Mindy? -Way better than Mindy.

I mean, what about you and Mindy? If you want, I'll break it off with her.

No, don't do that.

Not for me.

Dr.

Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.

Thanks, Bernice.

Let's go away this weekend.

-This is all way too -No, we can go to Aruba.

When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon it was really nice.

You would've liked it.

I had a bra.

Hey, Dr.

Farber.

All right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine.

We're starting to see some real progress.

-What? -I'm 1 2, I'm not stupid.

Can I use your phone? For future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.

Yes, it's working.

-Why isn't she calling? -Maybe she never got your message.

Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps that means she didn't get her messages yet.

-Doesn't that make me seem? -Desperate? Needy? Pathetic? You obviously saw my personal ad.

How many beeps? She answered.

This is where you'd use that "hello" word.

I won't talk to her.

She got my message and is choosing not to call me.

Now I'm needy and snubbed.

God, I miss just being needy.

So how'd he take it? Pretty well, actually.

How come you have dental floss in your hair? Oh, do l? -We ended up having sex in his chair.

-You had sex in his chair? I said that a little too loudly, didn't l? You had what? Sex in his chair.

What? What were you thinking? I don't know.

We still care about each other.

There's a history there.

It's like you and Carol.

It's nothing like me and Carol.

If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch right here, right now," what would you say? If it helps, I could slide over.

It's a totally different situation.

It's apples and oranges.

It's orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go.

-Where are you going? -I just have to go.

I have things to do with my life.

I have a jam-packed schedule.

And I am late for keeping up with it, okay? Mindy.

How are you? Yes, I heard.

Congratulations.

That is so great.

Really, oh, God I'm working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you'd like.

Great.

Great.

So I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

So how's Mindy? She wants to see me tomorrow.

She sounded weird.

I gotta call Barry.

It's me.

I just Mindy.

Mindy.

No, I figured that's where you'd be.

Hell is filled with people like you.

He's back.

The peeper's back.

-Get down.

-Get down? And boogie.

I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.

She may not even know.

I haven't heard from her in seven months, what else is it about? She was my best friend.

We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss.

Now, you know, I'm, like, the other woman.

-I feel so -Naughty.

-See you later.

-I'll walk with you.

When she taught you to kiss, were you wearing any kind of little uniform? That's fine, yeah.

I'm going to the bathroom.

Will you watch my phone? -Take it with you.

-We haven't had a second date -she needs to hear me pee? -Why don't you call her? I can't.

I left a message.

I have some pride.

-Do you? -No.

Danielle, hi.

It's Chandler.

I'm fine.

Listen.

I don't know if you tried to call me because I accidentally shut off my phone.

That's fine.

That's great.

Okay.

She's on the other line.

She's gonna call me back.

She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back.

-Don't you have to pee? -That's why I'm dancing.

-Mindy.

-Hey, you.

Hey, you.