I can't believe you'd actually say that.
I'd much rather be Mr.
Peanut than Mr.
Salty.
No way.
Mr.
Salty is a sailor.
He's gotta be the toughest snack there is.
I don't know.
You don't wanna mess with Cornnuts.
They're crazy.
Oh, my God.
You gotta come see this.
There's some creep out there with a telescope.
I can't believe it.
He's looking right at us.
Oh, that is so sick.
I feel violated.
And not in a good way.
How can people do that? You guys, look.
Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.
The One With the Evil Orthodontist Years from now, school children will study it as one of the greatest first dates ever.
-Yeah.
-I'll say, yeah.
It was unbelievable.
We could be ourselves.
We didn't have to play games.
-Have you called her? -She'd know I like her.
That's crazy.
Guys.
It's gross.
It's the next day.
How needy do I wanna seem? -I'm right.
Right? -Yeah, let her dangle.
I can't believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people.
Come on.
Just do it.
Call her.
Stop being so testosterone-y.
Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.
-Her machine.
-Answering machine? No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up.
So, why didn't you say anything? No.
Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed-io.
" Look, it's Rachel and Barry.
Don't everybody look.
What's going on? -They're just talking.
-Does he look upset? Does he look like he was told to shove anything? No.
Actually, he's smiling.
Oh, my God.
Don't do that.
What? What? What? That man across the street just kicked that pigeon.
And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
See? Hey, Rach.
How'd it go? You know, it was actually really great.
Lunch at the Russian Tea Room.
I had that chicken, where you poke it and butter squirts out.
Not a good day for birds.
Then we went to Bendel's.
And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel.
That's nice.
Now was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending flowers and to leave you alone? Right.
Well, we never actually got to that.
It was just so nice to see him again.
It was comfortable and it was familiar.
It was just nice.
That's nice twice.
Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar? Where have you been? It was different with him today.
He wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy.
I mean, we had fun.
Is there anything wrong with that? -Why? -I have my reasons.
He's engaged to another woman who happens to be your ex-best friend? All right.
I know it's stupid.
I'll see him this afternoon and put an end to it.
I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
No, it wasn't.
It was so nice having this little sink here.
Then with authority, hang up.
Will you just leave her the message? Okay.
All right, fine.
"Oh, Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine.
Give me a call when you get a chance.
Bye-bye.
Oh, God.
That's what you've been working on for two hours? Hey, I've been honing.
-What was with the dishes? -She might think I'm in a restaurant.
I might have a life.
Like I haven't been sitting here honing for the last two hours? -The telescope guy's doing it again.
-Oh, my God.
Go away.
Stop looking in here.
Great.
Now he's waving back.
We gotta do something.
I caught him looking into our place.
I feel like I can't do stuff.
What kind of stuff? Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
You cook naked? Yeah, toast, oatmeal.
Nothing that spatters.
What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
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