You don't understand.
For us, kissing is as important as any part.
Yeah, right! You serious? Oh, yeah.
- Everything is in that first kiss.
- Absolutely.
For us, kissing's an opening act.
.
like the comedian you have to sit through.
.
before Pink Floyd comes out.
And it's not that we don't like the comedian.
It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.
The problem is, no matter how great the show was.
.
you girls are looking for the comedian again.
We're in the car, fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake.
Word of advice: Bring back the comedian.
Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone.
Are we still talking about sex? The One With the Sonogram at the End No, it's good.
It is good.
It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry? Well, she has issues.
Does she? Try to live with "Mr.
I'm Evolving.
" He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet.
Marsha, see, these are cave people.
Okay, they have issues like: "Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close.
" Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? - No.
- Yes, it is.
Carol, hi! Okay.
Yes, it is.
I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.
- Can I stay? - No.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Is this a bad time? - No, it's.
.
the Stone Age.
You look great.
I hate that.
Sorry.
Thanks.
You look good too.
Well, you know, in here, anyone who.
.
stands erect.
.
- What's new? Still a - A lesbian? - I'm pregnant.
- Pregnant.
She didn't leave in such a hurry after all.
This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding.
Then I've already seen this one.
Are you through with that? Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
Whose ball of paper is this? Mine.
I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it.
So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead.
She already fluffed that pillow.
You already fluffed It's fine.
I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition.
Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child's pillow.
Relax, you do this every time.
The place looks great.
You got a lasagna here that looks good enough.
.
to avoid touching.
Monica? Hi! Monica, you're scaring me.
I mean, you're all chaotic and twirly, you know? Not in a good way.
Calm down.
You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come.
That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong.
You see, he's "The Prince.
" They had some big ceremony before I was born.
- What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.
- Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - It's beautiful.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! No, don't touch that.
Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back.
"Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl that stomped on your heart.
" Now I must return the ring without the ring.
.
which makes it so much harder.
Easy, we'll find it.
Won't we? Look, it's gonna be okay.
You'll give it back.
.
- and we'll eat ice cream.
- Okay.
It's a pear-shaped diamond Any diamond ring we find, we'll run it by you.
- When did you have it last? - Doy, right before she lost it.
You don't get a lot of "doy" these days.
I know I had it this morning.
I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with Dinah? - Oh, don't be mad.
- You didn't.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I gave you one job! But look how straight those noodles are.
That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna.
I just can't do it.
Boys? We're going in.
Hi.
- That is not a happy "hi.
" - Carol's pregnant.
I found it! What? Yeah.
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