NARRATOR: Previously on Friends: - Excuse me, miss.
- It's Phoebe.
- Will that be all? CHANDLER: They're twins.
Phoebe's Phoebe.
Ursula's hot.
- It's for Ursula.
- Sure, yeah.
Okay, it fits.
Marcel, give Rossy the remote.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH] How did he do this? It's this whole stupid Ursula thing.
So he's going out with her.
Is it really so terrible? - You don't know my sister.
- Talk to Joey.
- He's falling in love with her.
- You won't lose him.
They haven't even slept together yet.
That's not serious.
Oh.
Um, yeah.
May we help you? [RACHEL YELLS] Rachel! Rachel! I'm okay.
I'm okay.
RACHEL: Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
Uh, hi, uh, my friend was taking down our Christmas lights and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or ankle.
My God, you still have your Christmas lights up? Fill this out and bring it back.
- Okay.
Here you go.
- Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
MONICA: Okay.
Whew.
All right.
Name address Okay.
In case of emergency, call? You.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, that is so sweet.
Oh, gosh.
I love you.
Okay, insurance? Oh, yeah, check it.
Definitely gonna want some of that.
You don't have insurance? Why? How much is this gonna cost? I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
- What are we gonna do? - There's not much we can do.
Uh, unless I use yours.
No, no, no, no, no.
Well, now, wait a second.
Who did I just put as my "in case of emergency" person? That's insurance fraud.
Well, all right, then.
Forget it.
Might as well just go home.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow! - Okay, okay.
- Okay, come here.
I hate this.
- Thank you.
I love you.
Hi, heh.
Um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms.
Why? [LAUGHING] I am really an idiot.
You see, I was filling out my friend's form and instead of putting her information I put mine.
You are an idiot.
Yep, that's me.
Heh.
I am that stupid.
I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
- That's nice.
- That's nice.
No, no.
With him.
I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby.
I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.
Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
Right, but it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us.
And so I, uh, heh I just heave it downfield.
What are you, crazy? That's a baby.
He should take the sack? Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield.
And I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time.
So I am running and I'm running and that is when I woke up.
See, I am so not ready to be a father.
Hey, you're gonna be fine.
You're one of the most caring, responsible men in North America.
You're gonna make a great dad.
Yeah, Ross.
You and the baby just need better blocking.
Oh.
Have either of you ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive? Only if you order stuff.
I'm taking Ursula tonight.
It's her birthday.
- Whoa.
What about Phoebe's birthday? - When's that? ROSS: Uh tonight.
Ugh, man, what are the odds of that happening? You take your time.
There it is.
So, what are you gonna do? What can I do? I don't want to screw it up with Ursula.
And your friend Phoebe? If she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand.
Wouldn't you guys? Man, if you tried that on my birthday you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.
You add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.
Okay, uh - Monica? - Yes? Yes, she is.
- Hi.
This is my friend Rachel.
- Hi.
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