15. 456663 - The One With the Stoned Guy (第1季)【完整台词】

-It's a lovely apartment.

-Thank you.

Would you like a tour? I was just being polite, but all right.

-What's up? -ln the cab on the way over Steve blazed up a doobie.

What? Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone.

Weed, hemp, ganja I'm with you, Cheech.

-Do you think he's gonna be cool? -ls it dry in here? Let me get you some wine.

I think we're ready for our first course too.

These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce with just a touch of minced ginger.

Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! -These are fantastic! -Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them.

Like them? I could eat 100 of them! That's all there is of these but in a few minutes, we'll serve some tartlets.

"Tartlets"? "Tartlets.

" "Tartlets.

" Word has lost all meaning.

Excuse me.

Can I help you with anything? You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.

Cool! Taco shells! They're like a little corn envelope, you know? -You don't wanna spoil your appetite.

-Hey, Sugar-O's! You know, if you just wait another 6 1 /2 minutes Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! -No, we don't.

-Oh, okay.

Sorry.

Why don't you just have a seat here? -Give me the gummy bears.

-No.

-Give them to me.

-We'll share.

-No.

Give me the bears.

-You can't have any.

It's not worth it! Bears overboard! They're drowning! Don't just stand there.

Call 9-1 -1.

Hey, fellas, grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! Help! Help, I'm drowning! -That's it! Dinner is over! -What! Why? Why? What if I came into your office and I started? I can't think of an example.

I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this and you can't wait 4 1 /2 minutes for a tartlet? So I told him, "I'm sorry.

That's how I feel.

" And he told me I harsh-ed his buzz.

Then I said, "Don't eat that.

It's a kitchen magnet.

" And he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room.

-Mon, I'm sorry.

-What a tool.

-You did the right thing.

-You don't wanna work for that guy.

I just thought that this was it.

-Don't worry.

You're an amazing chef.

-Those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.

Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? Just a question.

We'll talk about it later.

So, how did it go with Celia? -I was unbelievable.

-All right, Ross! I was the James Michener of dirty talk.

It was the most elaborate filth ever heard.

I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif.

At one point, there were villagers.

And? By the time we finished all the dirty talk it was late and we were exhausted -You cuddled.

-Yeah, which was nice.

Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? -Shouldn't we wait for Chandler? -Where the hell is he? I know what time it is but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! Let me tell you something.

You will care about it because I care about it.

Got it? Good! How's this? Sorry.

How about over here? That means it's working.

-Does this hurt? -No.

How about this? There you go! I'm gonna throw up!