14. 456667 - The One With the Candy Hearts (第1季)【完整台词】

See? Call me! It's not true.

I never called your mother a wolverine.

You did so, I swear to How long has she been in the bathroom? She isn't in the bathroom.

Her coat's gone.

Well, maybe it's cold in there.

I screwed up my first date in nine years.

-That could be it.

-Oh, God.

You know, this is still pretty hot.

Mushroom.

Smile.

They won't all be like this.

Some might stay through dinner.

-I'm sorry.

That's not funny.

-It's just.

You know the whole "get on with your life" thing? Well, do I have to? I'm sitting here with this cute woman and she's perfectly nice, but that that's it.

Then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun.

And I don't have to.

-I know.

-You know? Here's a wacky thought.

Let's say you and I give it another shot.

I know what you're gonna say.

You're a lesbian.

But what do you say we just put that aside for now.

Let's just stick a pin in it.

Because we're great together.

You can't deny it.

I've got a ring at home that fits you.

I've got lots of pictures with both of us in them.

And best of all, you're carrying my baby.

-I mean, how perfect is that? -Ross You keep saying that, but there's something right here.

I love you.

I love you too.

-But -No "but.

" You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out.

You'll find someone.

The right woman is waiting for you.

It's easy for you to say.

You found one already.

All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set.

Not her.

So, you guys really slide down a pole? -Absolutely.

-That's so cool.

How do you get back up? Well, we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly.

So, would you guys.

Would you like to, sometime, maybe.

Go for a drink sometime? Sure, sounds good.

We get off at midnight.

We'll pick you up then.

Okay.

Great! So will you bring the truck? I'll even let you ring the bell.

-We'll see you later.

-Bye! See you later! Oh, my God! See? There you go.

The cleansing worked.

You're right.

They're nice guys! They're firemen guys! -Tell them you're married? -No.

My girlfriend doesn't even know.