13. 456664 - The One With the Boobies (第1季)【完整台词】

-How's it going? -Good.

Roger's having a dinner thing.

He wanted me to invite you guys.

-So, what's going on? -Nothing.

It's just.

It's Roger, you know? There's something about We just feel that he's.

-We hate that guy! -We hate him! -We're sorry, Pheebs.

-Okay.

Don't you think it's just that he's so perceptive it freaked you out? No, we hate him! I'm sorry.

-Ma! What are you doing here? -I came to give you this and this! Big ring! Why'd you fill your father's head with garbage about making things right? Things were fine this way! There's chicken in there.

Put it away.

For God's sake, Joey! Really.

-Hold on.

You knew? -Of course I knew.

What do you think? Your father is no James Bond.

You should've heard his stories.

"I'm sleeping over at my accountant's.

" -What is that? Please! -So then, how could you? Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling.

Nothing made him happy.

Not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle.

Now he's happy.

I mean, it's nice.

He has a hobby.

Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful but what the hell are you talking about? -I mean, what about you? -Me? I'm fine.

Look, honey, in an ideal world there'd be no her and your father would look like Sting.

And something else: Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive.

He's been more loving.

It's like every day is our anniversary.

-I'm happy for you? -Well, don't be! Now everything's screwed up.

I just want it the way it was.

Ma, I'm sorry.

I just did what I thought you'd want.

I know you did, cookie.

I know you did.

So tell me.

Did you see her? Yeah.

-You're 10 times prettier than she is.

-That's sweet.

Could I take her? With this ring, no contest.

Oh, no! Don't ever do that! -What? -I'm sorry.

I have a thing, which means you can't ever do that! -What's wrong, sweetie? -Nothing.

-No, what's wrong? Come on.

-Okay.

It's nothing.

I'm fine.

It's just It's my friends.

They have a liking problem with you in that they don't.

They don't? But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see.

They don't see all the good and sweet stuff.

-They think you're a little -What? Intense and creepy.

-Oh.

-But I don't.

Me, Phoebe.

-I'm not at all surprised about that.

-That's why you're so great.

It's quite typical behavior when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic.

You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups which might as well have nipples on them.

And you're all like, "Oh, define me! Define me! Love me! I need love! You talked to your dad? He's gonna keep cheating on Ma like she wanted.

Ma will keep pretending she doesn't know.

And my sister, Tina, can't see her husband.

He got a restraining order.

Which has nothing to do with it.

I found out today.

Things have changed here on Waltons'mountain.

-So, Joey, are you okay? -Yeah, I guess.

It's just You know, they're parents.

After a certain point, you gotta let go.

You gotta let them make their own mistakes.

And think, in a few years, we'll turn into them.

Oh, please.

If I turn into my parents, I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing men or I'll end up like my mom! -Hey.

-Hey, Pheebs.

How's it going? Okay, except I broke up with Roger.

-Yeah, right.

-No, no, really.

-What happened? -I don't know.

I mean he's a good person, and he can be really sweet.

In some ways, I think he is so right for me.

It's just.

I hate that guy! Hi, Joey.

What's going on? Clear the tracks for the boobie payback.

Next stop, Rachel Greene.

Joey, what the hell were you doing? Sorry, wrong boobies! Hello, Joey! Hello, dear!