12. 456658 - The One With the Dozen Lasagnas (第1季)【完整台词】

Just one second.

-Score! -Game! Nice! Come on, Pheebs.

Well, it looks like we kicked your butts.

She did.

You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team.

Come on.

Two on one.

Why are you here? She just broke up with him.

It's time for you to swoop in.

-What, now? -Yes.

Now is when you swoop.

When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees.

She's gotta know you' re everything he's not.

You' re the anti-Paolo.

My Catholic friend is right.

She's distraught.

You' re there for her.

You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross.

" -See this? See? -Hold it! Ascolta! -How's it going? -Don't stare.

She threw his clothes off the balcony.

Now there's gesturing and arm-waving.

That is, " How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " Here he comes.

I am to say goodbye.

Okay, bye-bye.

Paolo, I really hate you for what you did, but I still have five of these so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.

I just wanna tell you, and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say.

Oh, just look at her.

Guys, I think only one of us should go -so she's not overwhelmed.

-Right.

And I really think it should be me.

You all right? I've been better.

I don't believe this.

I wasn't supposed to care about this guy.

It was just supposed to be this big, fun, ltalian thing.

Someday I could look back and say, "That was a big, fun, ltalian thing.

" It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over.

Come here.

Listen you deserve so much better than him.

I mean, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.

What? I' m so sick of guys! I don't want to look at or think about another guy.

I don't even want to be near another guy.

Ross, you' re so great.

-Are you all right? -Are you okay? -Medium.

Any cookies left? -Yeah.

See, Rach I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer.

What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.

I just need to be by myself for a while.

-I just gotta figure out what I want.

-No, no.

See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo.

No, I know.

I know.

And l' m sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one.

-What? -What? I' m having a boy? No.

No.

In fact, you' re not having a boy.

I' m having a boy.

-Huh? Am I having a boy? -You' re having a boy! I' m having a boy! -l' m having a boy! -What is it? I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! We already knew that! I' m having a son.

Yes! And that would be a shutdown! Shutout! Where you going? One more game! -It's 2:30 in the morning.

-Yeah, get out! You guys always hang out in my apartment.

I'll only use my left hand.

Come on, wussies! All right! Okay! I gotta go! I' m going.

And l' m gone.

-One more game? -Oh, yeah.