12. 456658 - The One With the Dozen Lasagnas (第1季)【完整台词】

If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know And Monica knows.

How? I don't even know.

Carol called to thank me for the lasagna.

She told me.

So what's it gonna be? -Oh, great! Now he knows.

-l' m just excited about being an aunt.

Or an uncle.

-Hey, Phoebe.

-Hey, Pheebs.

Fine! -What's the matter? -Nothing.

I' m just out of sorts.

Well, you can use some of my sorts.

I rarely use them.

Can we get some cappuccino over here? Oh, right! That's me! That table place closes at 7.

Come on.

Fine.

What is it? -All right.

You know Paolo? -l' m familiar with his work.

He made a move on me.

-The store will be open tomorrow.

-More coffee, please.

Well, what happened? He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.

-Oh, my God.

-Are you sure? Oh, yeah.

I' m sure.

And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore.

Was it? Boy Scouts could've camped under there.

Wow.

-What did you do? -I dealt with it like a professional.

" Ooh, " what? ma Thurman.

-The actress! -Uma Thurman! Thanks, Rach.

-What'll you do? -You have to tell her.

It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman.

It's a feminist issue.

Guys? -You have to.

-Feminist issue? That's where I went.

-She is gonna hate me! -Yeah, well.

Will you pick one? Just pick one.

-Here, how about that one? -That's patio furniture.

So what? Like people will come in and think, " Oh, l' m outside again.

" Fine.

What about the birds? I don't know.

They don't say, " Hello, sit here.

Eat something.

" -You pick one.

-Okay.

How about the ladybugs? Forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining.

-Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! -Not like that, I won't.

Kip would have liked the birds.

-Hi, Pheebs.

-What's going on? -Are you moving out? -l' m getting ready for the weekend.

Are your weekends longer than two days? These aren't all my suitcases.

This one's Paolo's.

-Rachel, can we talk for a sec? -Well, sure.

Just for a sec, Paolo's on his way.

We haven't known each other that long.

There are three things you should know: One, my friends are the most important thing in my life.

Two, I never lie.

And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.

Okay.

Thanks, Pheebs.

-Oh, my God! -I know.

Why have I never tasted these? I don't make them a lot, because it's not fair to the other cookies.

These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies.

-Which proves that I never lie.

-I guess you don't.

Paolo made a pass at me.

What do you think? It's the most beautiful table I've seen.

I know.

Will you balance plates on these heads? Who cares? We'll eat at the sink.

Come on! Heads up, Ross.

Score! You suck! Are you okay? I need some mik.

Okay.

I've got milk.

Here you go.

Better? No.

I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys.

And I was all, " Oh, Paolo! He's so great! He makes me feel so" God! I' m so embarrassed! I' m so embarrassed.

-l' m the one he hit on.

-I unleashed him on you.

If I had never met him -l' m so sorry.

-No, l' m sorry.

-l' m sorry.

-l' m sorry.

Wait.

-What are we sorry about? -I don't know.

Right.

He's the pig.

-Such a pig! -Oh, God, he's such a pig! He's like a big disgusting pig.

-Pig man! -Yes, good! But he was my pig man! How did I not see this? Oh, I know! Because he's gorgeous.

And he's charming.

-And when he looks -Okay, Pheebs.

The end.

God.

Should I not have told you? T rust me, it's much better that I know.

But I just liked it better before.

It was better.

She took it pretty well.

Paolo's over there now, so.

We should go and see if she's okay.