DAPHNE: Wow, look at you.
- Ha-ha-ha.
You look just like him.
Oh, Daphne, come on, huh? The theme this evening is to come dressed as your hero.
Fidel Castro.
Sigmund Freud.
Daphne, don't you think that bowl is a little bit small - for a whole night of trick-or-treaters? - I don't think so.
Children in the building are too scared to ring our bell.
- Why is that? - They're afraid of "Old Man Crane.
" [CHUCKLES] - Poor Dad.
Ha, ha.
- It's not him, Dr.
Crane.
It's you.
What? I'm Old Man Crane? Good Lord, I have tousled every young head in this building - from the laundry room to the rooftop.
- Yeah, apparently that's how it started.
They think you're feeling to see if their brains are ripe.
How do you know all this? They have a whole rhyme about you: [SINGING] Old Man Crane, Old Man Crane Make him mad And he'll eat your brain That's absurd.
How do children get such crazy ideas? [TO Y WEAPONS BEEPING] Whoa, hey, hey, keep it down, will you? - We're just playing.
MARTIN: I know.
But you know how Old Man Crane gets.
Especially on Halloween, or as he calls it, "harvest time.
" [ALL SCREAMING] [FOOTSTEPS] Fras? Hello baseball man.
[LAUGHS] Oh, come on.
Joe DiMaggio.
- You know who he is? - Of course.
Joe DiMaggio was married to Marilyn Monroe, who was also married to Arthur Miller, the playwright, who wrote Death of a Salesman, The Crucible.
You see, Dad, I know a lot more about baseball than you think.
How does this party game of yours work? Is it like charades? Because I don't like charades.
Oh, no, no, Dad, it's actually much better.
I have devised some questions that we will answer as our heroes.
What better way to learn about each other than to explore the personalities of those who most inspire us, hmm? Couldn't we just play charades? You know, if this evening goes really well, I may consider marketing my little invention.
It's a welcome change from those theme parties where someone gets murdered.
Yeah, it could still happen.
[TELEPHONE RINGING] Hello? Gil, good heavens.
Shouldn't you be on your way by now? Well, yes, of course we'll be playing my little game.
Oh, you don't sound sick.
Oh, now I hear it.
Oh All right, feel better.
- Isn't that your eighth cancellation? - Yes.
[DOORBELL RINGS] Must be something going around at the office, hmm.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hey, it's Joe DiMaggio.
- Ma'am.
- I see you've brought a little puppy.
- Yes.
We've been trick-or-treating all afternoon, and she's exhausted.
Strange.
Children in our building haven't started trick-or-treating.
Are you kidding? I just rode up the elevator with five Britney Spears and a sweaty Harry Potter.
I'm gonna go put her down in your room.
Can I change there? Well, as you know, Roz: [IN AUSTRIAN ACCENT] Change can only occur after years of hard work und analysis.
- Gonna be a hell of a party.
- Yeah.
What the heck are you supposed to be? Reginald Dwight.
You may know me as Sir Elton John.
FRASIER [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Daphne, I must say, I hardly think of Elton John as an heroic figure.
Yes, he is.
He's been a great musician for over 30 years.
There's also his charity work and his knighthood.
Well, I never thought of it that way, which is the point of this evening.
Thank you for putting thought into your costume rather than just throwing on something frivolous.
Ta-da! MARTIN: Wow, Roz, you look great! Oh, Roz, are you serious? - What? - Well, your hero is Wonder Woman? You're supposed to come dressed as the person you most admire, whom you most wish to emulate.
I'm not even sure you can do that to the flag.
I'm sorry.
When you said hero, I thought you meant superhero.
Yes, and when you saw me dressed in a beard with a cigar, what superhero did you think I was, hmm? That butler who cooked for Batman.
Speaking of which, could you help me bring out cheese, Wonder Woman? I'd be glad to, Elton John.
[TELEPHONE RINGING] Hello? Kenny.
Gosh, don't you think you should've left by now? Well, actually, there have been a few cancellations, so that will allow us to delve even deeper into our psyches.
Really? What kind of sick? Oh, gosh, that sounds horrible.
Yes, all right.
Well, um, take care.
You know, we might be wise to take some echinacea.
[DOORBELL RINGS] Somebody get me a beer! MARTIN: Ah! Niles, uh, what in the world? Well, you said dress as your hero.
Hello, Dad.
[MARTIN LAUGHS] Holy moly, Niles, this is unbelievable! - You like it? - Oh, I love it! Ha! But Frasier said to come as your hero, not as the handsomest man in the world.
[LAUGHING] Niles, I thought you were going to come as Carl Jung.
- I changed my mind.
- But the idea of this evening is to come as a classic hero, someone who truly inspires you.
No offence, Dad, it's You know, someone of truly unquestioned greatness.
- Again, no offence, Dad.
MARTIN: Mm-hm.
Blow it out your whistle.
No offence.
- Oh, my goodness.
Oh, Niles.
- Oh, isn't that the cutest thing? What the heck are you supposed to be? That's exactly what I said.
[LAUGHING] FRASIER: Well, I guess we have a full complement.
We may as well get on to the main event.
Wonder Woman, Elton John, Martin Crane, Joe DiMaggio, I think you all know each other.
Have a seat, and we will proceed to a night of frivolity and enlightenment.
Oh.
Oh, Joe, I insist you take my chair.
Thanks, Marty.
All right then, let's dive into the question bowl.
Now remember, our job is to answer these questions as the people we honour tonight.
Well, what if I'm someone who just wants to watch TV? - Can I do that? - Yeah, can he? [LAUGHING] Very amusing.
Uh, oh, yes, I took the liberty of jotting down a few reminders and regulations for your edification.
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