I'm crazy about you.
I started to feel like you didn't want to be here with me.
Oh, gosh, nothing could be further from the truth.
I'll tell you something else.
I'm happy.
Ahh.
I'm glad, Frasier.
I'm happy too.
I'm on vacation with my girlfriend, Claire, a woman who by all conventional measures is perfect for me, and yet I've just had a vivid sexual dream about someone who differs from her entirely.
It's a woman named Lana.
[CAR ENGINE RUNNING] Excuse me, but why do I have to sit in the back seat? Seriously, my legs are starting to cramp back here.
No, seriously, why is she here at all? I have just as much right to be here as you.
"Here" doesn't mean the front seat.
All right, listen, ladies, we got about an hour to go.
I would like to have a little quiet.
I'm going to turn on some music.
[OPERA PLAYING ON RADIO] [CHATTERING] Morning, gang.
MARTIN: Hi, Niles.
CLAIRE: Hello.
How's my natural man? Mm.
As hungry as I am hairy.
No kidding.
That goatee sure came in fast.
I know.
I credit the hothouse atmosphere of this tropical paradise.
That and our nearly constant nudity.
[DAPHNE LAUGHS] Gone is the citified dandy of just last week.
In his place stands a feral Caliban, a sandy-bottomed Dionysus, a lusty, insatiable Oh, scones.
- Here is your special order.
- Thank you.
Oh, I'm starving.
Claire and I have been up fishing since 5 a.
m.
You've already got more fish than we could eat in a year.
Oh, we didn't just fish.
We went for a swim, explored some caves, watched a school of dolphins.
But the best part was when he taught me how to hypnotise a lobster.
- You what? - It's all in the eyes.
[MARTIN AND CLAIRE LAUGH] [NILES CHUCKLES] Hey, Marty, try this.
Mm.
Not bad.
Hey, Niles, try this pancake.
Claire had them crumble the bacon - right into the batter.
- Oh, I don't really like pancakes.
Well, that's because you're used to Daphne's.
Here.
Oh, those are magnificent.
And Claire invented them.
Yes, no doubt on the seventh day while you were resting.
[ALL LAUGH] - Good morning, all.
ALL: Hi, Frasier.
Hello, my sweet darling man.
Ha, ha.
Hello, kiddo.
So have they found your luggage yet, Dr.
Crane? FRASIER: Ha.
Fat chance.
- Souvenir of your stay? - Oh, sure, yeah.
- This is a brunch to remember.
FRASIER: Yeah, here we are.
NILES: It's not a vacation until dad takes a picture of one of his meals.
Very good.
Thank you very much.
Well done.
Pick them up at the front desk.
CLAIRE: Well, sorry to run off, but I have to finish packing.
- Right.
Okay.
- I'll see you up in the room.
MARTIN: Bye.
- Bye.
- Oh, she's a real find, Fras.
- Yes, she is, isn't she? - Oh, excuse me.
- Yes, sir.
Can we have another picture of just the family? - No problem.
- Thank you.
Well, what about Claire? She's practically family.
Oh, very much so, but there may come a time when, say, she isn't.
Thank you again.
Oh, hey, we better get going, Daph.
We got fish to pack.
Oh, and I didn't filet them because Claire said you can use the heads for soup.
Well, when I'm chopping them off, I'll be thinking of her.
Niles, listen, I didn't wanna say anything in front of the others, but I find myself in a bit of a quandary.
Well, it's not so much a quandary, really, as it's more of a pickle.
Well, not so much a pickle, but, well, no more than a cornichon.
What is it? I think I wanna be with Lana, not Claire.
Forgive me, Frasier, but that's one big-ass cornichon.
I know, I know.
I'm having a perfectly wonderful time with Claire.
It's just that my mind keeps drifting back to Lana.
For God's sake, why? She's loud, she's crass, she's Yes, yes, but she's also challenging, sexy and exciting.
I'm just afraid I may have let go of that too hastily.
Frasier, you do this every time.
You are in a great relationship with Claire.
Don't over think it, embrace it.
You're right, Niles.
Thank you.
Yes, I should just go with it.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
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