I mean, ninth.
Good.
Not bad.
So you're one step closer to getting your prom privileges back.
- Mom, I told you, I'm not going.
- Why not? Because you and Kristi broke up? Thanks for spreading that around, Mom.
Frasier doesn't care.
He went to the prom with his brother.
Thanks for spreading that around.
- Can I have a word with your mother? - Sure.
Here, sit in the car.
You can listen to the radio.
But don't change my presets again.
When you're in my car, it's lite hits or nothing! What do you wanna talk about? I was wondering if you had a chance to speak with Claire yet, seeing as how Kirby may be getting a passing grade.
- Actually, I saw Claire yesterday.
- You did? That's wonderful.
I've been thinking about our first date.
I thought perhaps tapas.
I know that sounds whimsical, but hear me.
Frasier, look, all I did was mention that you were tutoring Kirby.
But she was very impressed.
But you're supposed to set us up.
We have a deal.
I'm phasing you in slowly.
Look, she just broke up with Neil because he was rushing things.
Trust me, if you don't time this right, you're gonna blow it.
All right, there's no need to explain to me.
If anyone understands the value of restraint and taking things slowly, it is yours truly.
Frasier, as I recall on our first date, you got me up to your apartment on false pretences.
You plied me with wine, got me into bed, and then tried to weasel out of ever seeing me again.
I think "plied" is a bit strong.
Hey, Frasier, I have a work-related proposal I wanna run by you.
Of course, Roz, I'm always open to new ideas, creative thoughts, outside-the-box thinking.
I want Friday the 15th off.
But be aware, if you say no, you'll be crushing a dream I've had since college.
A three-day weekend, that's quite a dream.
My dream is to have front-row seats at Bruce Springsteen.
That way, when he starts doing "Dancing in the Dark," there's a chance he'll pull me up on-stage to dance with him.
I see.
And his concert is on a Friday afternoon? No, Grandpa.
Tickets go on sale Saturday and I wanna be the first in line.
If you hadn't called me Grandpa, I would have found a polite way to say no, but as it is, no.
I can't believe I didn't just call in sick instead of telling you the truth.
I just wasted perfectly good honesty on you.
Well - His Royal Highness is here.
NILES: Thank you.
- Hey, Frasier.
- Hi, Daph, Niles.
- Coffee, Niles? NILES: Yes, please.
I'll have the French Roast with three shots of espresso.
- The Defibrillator? - Yeah, that's the one.
- Need a little pick-me-up, Niles? - I am exhausted.
Sleeping with Daphne, I'm not getting much rest.
The way she gyrates, it's like Stop the simile.
No use in conjuring up imagery I'll only have to repress later.
I'm talking about actual sleeping, you degenerate jughead.
Hey, sweetie.
Hi, I was just telling Frasier about your nightly tossing and turning.
- She's like a tuna on a trawler deck.
- Yeah.
I told you, I'm gonna need time to adjust to sleeping with someone.
Until then, you're just gonna have to fight me off.
I tried.
You hurled me to the floor.
You've never minded the rough stuff before.
That's it, I'm leaving.
Good Lord, it's Claire.
I thought you liked her.
- I do.
- So, what's the problem? Lana has told me that I am under no circumstances to ask her out on a date.
She says that if I rush things, I will ruin my chances.
Frasier.
- Claire, hi.
CLAIRE: Hi.
Fancy seeing you here.
I just came from the opera house.
Can you believe Don Giovanni is sold out? I wish I knew someone with a subscription.
You know, I could I could call someone for you.
That'd be great.
Hey, and while you're at it, see if you can find someone who likes sherry.
You know, Les Habitants is having a tasting that week and I can't find anyone who enjoys sherry as much as I do.
Of course, I always have trouble finding people who share my interests.
I've been trying to convince someone to go to London with me and see the New Tate Gallery and the old Globe Theatre.
And finally, I just gave up.
And tomorrow, I'm going alone for ten days.
- Life's just too short.
- Go out with me.
The trick to remembering the difference between William Henry Harrison and William Howard Taft is a simple mnemonic device.
Mne-what? It's a trick.
Harrison died in office after his first month, so we say William Henry Harrison was hardly healthy.
And you can't spell Taft without the letters F-A-T.
So now to remember two things, I have to remember two other things.
Plus the first two things.
- Yes, yes.
- That's four things.
But the first two things are easier to remember, and they are clues to the second.
Will you just try to keep up, Kirby? What are you getting all up in my face for? Because you are not working hard enough.
- Well, whose fault is that? - Yours.
Whatever, dude.
- How's it going? - Well, I'm cool.
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