Put it back.
Yeah! [CROWD CHEERING] Switch seats with me.
Come on, hustle! Let's see a little ball movement! I'm going to say no.
There is no way I'm enduring this for however long this thing lasts.
I know.
Dad, Dad, I'm sorry.
My leg is getting a little stiff.
Would you mind switching seats with me so I can stretch it out? Stiff leg, huh? Must have been that bullet you had pumped into you while stopping a robbery.
Oh, no, wait, that was me.
Dad? Oh, all right, all right.
This is the last time I'm moving.
All right, excuse me.
You go in there and I'll step through here.
FRASIER: Hold it.
- My leg is very tender.
Yes.
Oh, well, that's better.
Niles, my legs are much longer than yours.
- So? - So I should be sitting in that seat.
- Well, I'm not switching.
- It was mine to begin with.
Well, I'm still not switching.
- I spy with my little - Then I'm not playing.
- Fine.
- Fine.
Now what are you doing? Staving off chapping.
It's very dry in here.
I don't have any lip balm.
I do.
Switch seats with me.
My integrity is not for sale.
Suit yourself.
Oh, Niles.
These rich waxy emollients are delightfully soothing.
Oh, all right.
You can have the seat.
- Thank you.
- Give me that thing now.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, check your seat numbers.
At half-time, one lucky fan will be taking your Northwest Cable's half-court shot.
Are you ready? If you're seated in Section 101, Row 4, Seat 2, congratulations.
FRASIER: Good luck, Niles.
- Thanks.
Thanks.
- Great, Niles.
- Excuse me.
Thanks, Dad.
Come on, right this way.
Now, I need you to sign this release form.
- Why? What happens? - Look, nothing.
It's just that so we can use your image on television.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Here.
Great.
Perfect.
Now I need you to put this on.
Okay, here.
Let me undo this.
Absolutely.
- Are you feeling okay? - Oh.
Just, I haven't done a lot of basketballing and I might just be a tad nervous.
Don't worry.
Nobody makes the shot.
That's comforting, except that's I'm not sure I can even roll that far.
[AIR HORN BLOWING] Oh, my God.
What the hell was that? It's nothing.
It's just half-time.
Thank God we switched seats.
I mean, that could be me down there.
- Poor Niles.
- What do you mean? Every guy dreams of a chance like this.
Dream or not, Dad, eventually, he's gonna try to take that shot.
You know how Niles throws.
Yeah, and you're Pete Maravich.
I don't know what that means.
It means, instead of criticising him, you might be a little more supportive.
Because no matter what happens down there, he's still your brother and my son.
Here we go.
Hand me his beer.
I'm gonna need it.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, here to attempt your Northwest Cable's half-court shot, from right here in Seattle, Niles Crane! [CROWD CHEERING] Here you go, Niles.
Good luck.
[CROWD CHEERING] Now entering the apartment, a 5'9" psychiatrist from Seattle, Washington.
- Niles Crane! MARTIN: Yay! He shakes, he bakes.
He drives to the coat rack.
He fakes an arm out of the sleeve, he puts it up, it's gone! Thank you, Dad.
- Glass of sherry, Niles? NILES: Please.
He calls glass, and except for the sherry, it's good! Okay, Dad.
FRASIER: Gosh, Niles.
You making that basket tonight was truly astonishing.
And what's even more unbelievable is that you are now the proud owner of a rugged, ram-tough, all-terrain pickup truck.
It occurred to me we could use it to go antiquing.
Ah.
Fourteen messages.
New record.
[MACHINE BEEPS] DUKE'S VOICE: Hey, Martin, it's Duke.
Was that Niles on SportsCenter or am I drunk? Call me.
[MACHINE BEEPS] FRANK'S VOICE: Marty, it's Frank.
Bad news.
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