And we'll be right back after this short news break.
Frasier Hmm? I'm here to give you an advance tip.
Really? Hey, Gil.
Roz.
I'm about to review a divine new Italian trattoria I've discovered called Bella, Bella.
Uh-huh.
I'm alerting you now because once I review it, reservations will be impossible to come by.
Oh, well, thank you, Gil.
It's always gratifying to be a few minutes ahead of a trend.
They make an osso buco that's so divine I call it the veal shank redemption.
Hey, guys.
Oh, Kenny.
Show's going great, Frasier.
Only one thing missing, of course.
I know, I know.
A new theme song.
I'm sorry, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
Mrs.
Delafield's been hounding me on this.
She really thinks each show having a theme song will help hook the listeners.
Gil's got his.
My first choice was "Food, Glorious Food" from the showOliver! Ooh, that's a perfect match.
Haute cuisine and a chorus of starving orphans.
But then, a composer friend of mine came up with this little ditty for me.
Whether choosing a wine Or the best place to dine It's all a matter of taste Yes, sir It's all a matter of taste Great, huh? And the nicest thing is he didn't take a penny for it.
Well, at least he has a conscience.
You know, Kenny, I'm sorry for procrastinating on this thing.
I tell you, I'll get one as soon as I possibly can.
Well, you better come up with something here.
I'm sorry to be a hard-ass-- it's the part of my job I hate the most-- but I need this thing on my desk, Monday-ish.
You know.
You know, Roz hearing Gil's little ditty puts me in mind that maybe we should just do an original song.
My new boyfriend, Leon, is in a band.
He could write one for you.
Actually, I was thinking of composing it myself.
I'm not without musical ability, you know.
Could you at least hire Leon to accompany you? I take it he's desperate for work.
Hasn't had a gig in months.
Music is all he knows.
He's not good at anything else-- except in bed.
That's what he does best.
Yes.
How long did it take you to find that out? Ten seconds, Frasier.
Oh, longer than usual.
Frasier.
Oh, Niles.
Oh, dear.
We had dinner plans tonight, didn't we? Yes.
Don't tell me you're canceling.
Well, I have to.
I have a little project this evening.
Oh.
Does this have to do with the new theme song you promised your listeners? As a matter of fact, it does.
I've got to have something by Monday, and I thought I'd take advantage of a nice, quiet evening at home.
(vacuum cleaner whirring) Oh Daphne! Daphne, would you please turn off that vacuum cleaner? It's not a vacuum cleaner.
It's the Dirt Scourge 2000, a total cleansing system.
Is it new? Yeah.
Got it this afternoon.
You see, this water traps all the dirt particles instead of recycling them back into the air.
I got all that just from Dr.
Crane's pillow.
Ew.
I've been begging you to switch to a more abrasive loofah.
No, it would be the same for anyone.
Dead skin, dust mites That's what we're all sleeping on only we don't know it.
We do now.
Jeez.
This is the chance I've been waiting for.
(vacuum cleaner whirring) (water bubbling) Well, apparently, the Dirt Scourge 2000 is no match for the dirt pile 1957.
Well, this is going back.
On the commercial, they clean all the mud off a hippopotamus.
Well, at least now I can get down to work.
You know, Niles, I'm sorry again about dinner, but can I buy you a sherry? Oh, thank you.
About this theme song of yours why don't you just use a standard? Actually, I want to compose one myself.
You see, I've always had an affinity for music and I've often wondered what I might achieve if I just rolled up my sleeves and gave it a try.
Didn't you write some kind of musical back in prep school? Yes, I did, Dad.
Niles was in it.
You know, the whole school came out humming my opening anthem.
They went in humming it.
It was Beethoven's Ninth Symphony note for note.
It was not.
It absolutely was.
It was not at all.
We are valiant men of honor Wrenching, brawling sons Well, all right, all right, all right.
Well, I suppose I may have borrowed a note or two as a launching pad.
Prancing, leaping, laughing All right, point taken.
Over hill and Stop it! I'm sorry I'm just teasing.
Actually, it was a wonderful show.
I was very proud to be acting in it.
And you know, Niles, you were wonderful in it as well.
Well, thank you.
I thought so.
I often thought if I'd kept at it, I could have been a professional actor.
Ah, you see? We all have a road not taken, some unfinished business worth exploring.
Yeah, I always wanted to be a toe dancer, but a bullet ended my dream.
Well, Frasier, if you need any help with this, I'm right here.
Thank you, Niles.
I'd rather handle the composing chores myself, but I could use a sounding board.
Fair enough.
Let's put our heads together.
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