MARTIN (over radio): Rappy Rirfday, Rasier.
Why, Eddie, you can talk.
I've always been able to talk.
I just save it for special occasions like somebody's rirfday.
Yes, yes, Eddie, thank you very much.
But listen, I'd like to talk about Dad.
I think his mind may be slipping.
Hey, don't say stuff like that to him.
He's a dog-- he might not know you're joking.
Why, Dad, I didn't even know you were here.
(chuckles): Yes.
Well, just give me a couple more minutes and I'll have your birthday breakfast all ready.
Come on, Eddie.
Right behind you.
Oh, well, that's very nice, Dad.
Yes.
Oh, and look what I got.
A newspaper from the day you were born.
I keep telling you to clean out that closet of yours.
I ordered it.
Yes, well, let's just see what other wonders occurred on that day.
(chuckles) "Suspected pinko ousted from crossing guard post.
" What a jolly world I was born in to.
Now, I know tonight's your party Oh but here.
Happy Birthday.
Make a wish.
Dad, thank you.
(both chuckling) What's the matter? My back Oh.
it's completely seized up.
Oh, okay.
Well, come on.
Now just take it easy.
There you go.
Real slow.
I-I There you go.
(grunts) Oh, my God.
It's been a little tender lately.
I-I went to see the doctor last week.
He told me there was absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Doctors never tell you anything.
They're just a bunch of overpaid quacks.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't mean you.
I mean, I'm talking about real doctors.
How could this be happening to me? I'm always so conscientious about back safety.
Why, just the other day, you know, when I needed that large, heavy stack of books from down in the storage room I insisted that Daphne make three trips.
Well, you know what, I've got that old girdle in my bedroom.
Let me go get it.
That should do it.
Dad, please.
I'm not wearing anything called a girdle.
What if I called it a back brace? Get it! (doorbell rings) Daphne? (doorbell rings) Good God! Coming! Oh! This wouldn't be taking me so long if my housekeeper were here.
I'm a physical therapist.
Perhaps you could get me into a chair.
Oh, goodness! Is your back bothering you again? Thank you.
Thank you, Daph.
Oh, I'm sorry I made you get up.
I forgot my key.
You know, perhaps you should get a spare set made just to keep at Donny's.
For God's sake, you're practically living there as it is.
Oh, now, Dr.
Crane, you better get used to it.
Once I'm married, I willbe living there.
I know what'll help that back; a nice massage.
Here you go.
Oh, the girdle.
That'll help.
Now, listen, it's kind of hard to put on by yourself, but if Daphne holds one end and I hold the other you can kind of spin into it.
Please, Dad, this is humiliating enough as it is.
What's humiliating about it? Now, you just hook it in the back, like a bra.
Just give me that! Mr.
Crane, does it bother you when I stay over at Donny's? No.
Well, it seems to bother Dr.
Crane.
Oh, he's just cranky because of his back.
Good Lord! Queen Elizabeth had another baby.
I don't care what science can do.
It's just not right.
Yes.
Oh, that'll be just fine right there.
Be sure to thank the gang for the flowers, Connie.
You're welcome, Dr.
Crane.
Happy Birthday.
Birthday? Happy Birthday, Frasier.
Thank you, Roz.
It's not off to the best start, though.
My back is out.
Why don't you go home? We'll just air The Best of Crane.
I'll drop your gift by later.
No, no, Roz.
Couldn't do that.
I promised my listeners that I'd read a birthday address.
Well, uh, people might have forgotten.
People do have busy lives, you know? No, Roz, I announced it twice.
Anyone paying even the slightest attention would know.
Say, what are you doing over there? Just, uh, wondering when to surprise you with your present! Oh, Roz.
Oh Guess now is as good a time as any.
You know, we keep promising each other we're not going to do this.
We have to stop spoiling one another.
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