- Oh, hey, Niles.
- Hey, Roz.
Oh, God, do you realise how pathetic this is? It's 9:30 on a Saturday night and neither one of us are surprised to see the other one here alone.
Never seen this place looking so grim.
This is Mardi Gras compared to half an hour ago when it was just me and an elderly gentleman who cleaned his teeth with his coffee stirrer and then put them back in his mouth.
- Let me get the waitress.
- Oh, God, not her.
I hate her.
She's in my spinning class at the gym.
I've been killing myself trying to take off these last five pregnancy pounds, and nothing.
Meanwhile, she's down at the snack bar stuffing her face and waving to everybody, acting all friendly.
She's such a phoney.
- Hi, Roz.
- Hey, Kit.
You were great in class tonight.
Are you kidding? I've been such an oinker lately.
- What can I get you? - Oh, a non-fat latte for me.
Coming right up.
See what I mean? She's such a fake.
I'm sorry, Roz, I'm afraid I'm not gonna be very good company tonight.
Well, whatever your problems are, you'll laugh at them when you hear what I've been through.
I had a date tonight, but halfway down the driveway, he called me on my car phone and cancelled.
So I was too humiliated to go back in the house and face the sitter.
So don't ask me why, I went to the zoo.
You wanna feel good about yourself? Put on your best outfit and walk through the monkey house on a Saturday night.
And be sure to stop by and see Remo the Baboon who knows all kinds of ways to have fun without a date.
Feeling better about your problem? Daphne and Donny got engaged yesterday.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, and lucky me, I had to sit there and watch, horrified.
Wasn't a thing I could do to stop it, much like your monkey-house experience.
I am so sorry, Niles.
You really did have a worse night than I did.
- Hey, Roz.
- Wait, I'm gaining on you.
Isn't this a splendiferous surprise? - So, Roz, Dr.
Crane, is this a date? - No, no, no, just a chance meeting.
- Oh, great.
- Sorry.
So, Roz, where is this person you told me you had a date with? - That got cancelled.
- Oh, "cancelled," you say.
And here you are showing up at my regular Saturday-night hangout.
Will the coincidences never stop? Perhaps you'd care to join me for a late supper.
No, Noel.
As I said earlier today, I am really not in the mood.
Playing hard to get, I see.
It's all part of the mating dance.
Watch and learn.
- Morning.
- Oh, Niles.
Armani at 8 in the morning on a Sunday? Yes, yes, I'm having lunch with Maris.
With Maris? Yeah, we scheduled this weeks ago.
She still has some of my first editions.
I thought she'd be amenable to returning them if I took her to her favourite bistro.
Well, then the worst you're out is a cup of clear broth.
No, no, this is lunch.
She takes her large meal in the evening.
I'm sorry to barge in so early.
I had to get out of the Montana.
The couple next door were just married.
They kept me up all week with their boisterous lovemaking.
Why is it that when you're by yourself, there's nothing but couples in love rubbing it in your face? - Good morning.
- Oh, hi.
Are you gonna join us for breakfast? - Well, actually - Oh, come on, you've got to.
I brought some pastries.
I didn't even hear you two come in last night.
Yeah, well, we got in kind of late.
We took a long walk after dinner.
Yeah, it was great.
The streets were deserted, it was all misty out.
It was like we were the only two people in town.
I wonder if Maris would rather have breakfast than lunch.
No, Niles, here, put that down.
Wait, now, Frasier, if Niles wants to leave Dad, there is no reason for Niles to feel awkward.
You're here, it's not like he's some third wheel.
Good morning.
Hey.
You boys remember Bonnie from McGinty's.
- Yes.
- I was at the Super Bowl, remember? - I brought the ham loaf.
- Well, who could forget? We talked about it long after.
It came up almost daily.
Aren't you sweet.
- I'm just gonna get some coffee.
- Okay.
You could've told me you were having Faye over.
Well, I'm sorry, Dad, I didn't realise you were seeing Bonnie.
I see her from time to time.
- You got a problem with Bonnie? - Well, no.
If you're bringing it up, I have second thoughts about Faye.
I liked the other one you were seeing, Cassandra.
- She was a dish.
- Look, I don't care.
I prefer Faye.
I had to make a choice, no matter how much fun it was dating two beautiful women.
This morning just gets better and better.
- Who wants coffee and pastry? - Oh, nothing for me, thanks.
Are you sure? I make a mean nut cake.
No, that's all right, I'm meeting one for lunch.
So, Bonnie, I see you've met Cassandra.
- Who? - Oh, Lord, I'm sorry.
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