Are you having sex? Our sex life's not the problem.
It's great.
But whenever I mention marriage, he changes the subject.
Do you think that he's afraid of commitment? No, that's not it.
Let me help you see this from a different perspective.
You're a whore, Jenny.
You're sleeping with a man you're not married to.
In my book, that's a whore.
Well, I'm not a whore.
I'm a flight attendant.
Oh, you think there's no overlap? Well, she's got her jitters under control.
Wake up, Jenny, you've blown it.
Dump this creep.
Find a new guy, and until you're Mrs.
New Guy, you keep those knees together, okay? Staple them.
I don't care if you have to hop to the altar.
God bless, honey.
Who's next? - Hello, Daphne.
- Hello.
Notice anything? Oh, yes.
Don't you look dashing.
Blue really is your colour.
Hold still, though, there's something on your lip.
Oh, wait, it's some sort of hair.
Actually, it's a moustache.
Oh, yes, so it is.
Still a bit on the wispy side.
Yeah, it puts me in mind of me Grammy Moon.
Or rather, it will do, once it's grown in a bit.
- Turn on the radio.
- Is something the matter? Just turn the radio on to KACL, please.
Listen to me.
You have a child.
You think you have the right to get divorced just because you're tired of your husband? But he's gay.
You picked him.
You made a baby with him.
Maybe you got him drunk, maybe you dressed up as Antonio Banderas, I don't care.
Just make it work.
Well, that's a bit harsh.
Please, this is a woman who believes the Spanish Inquisition was just tough love for heretics.
We were listening to her while I was doing my exercises, - and I don't think she's so bad.
- Excuse me? Well, it's nice to have someone stand up for old-fashioned values.
Like sex.
I mean, I'm no prude, but in my day, sex was still something sacred and mysterious.
Nowadays, you can't even turn on the television without hearing all this stuff.
Well, I think that explains our 90-dollar cable bill this month.
I liked her too.
She reminds me of my old mum.
She'll point out every little flaw you've got, remind you of every mistake you ever made.
Tell you you're lazy, you'll never amount to anything and no good man will ever have you.
But it's just because she loves you.
In fact, I think I'll give old Mum a call.
You know, if you hate her so much, why did you hire her? Well, I didn't know she was going to behave this way.
She said all the right things at the interview.
She certainly did.
She complimented his clothes, his looks, she even pretended to think I was the older brother.
Of course, the moustache may have clouded her judgement on that.
She has a moustache? Well, like it or not, I am responsible for her being here.
I'll just have to have a talk with her, tell her to soften her approach before she alienates her entire audience.
People can tell the difference between constructive criticism and outright abuse.
No, Mum, me boyfriend hasn't dumped me for someone prettier and smarter yet.
She's such an old tease.
Until tomorrow, then, this is Dr.
Frasier Crane.
Dr.
Nora.
Such a frosty tone.
Is something the matter? I have just one question for you.
What kind of vicious, judgemental, name-calling, machete-mouthed bitch are you? I was going for the less feisty version.
I heard what you said to that single mother yesterday.
For your information, I happen to be a single mom too.
That doesn't surprise me, after watching you pounce on poor George like a Kodiak bear on a salmon.
- That does it! - Roz, Roz, stop it.
I've got to talk to Dr.
Nora before her show.
Just pencil in the hair-pulling for later, all right? All right, but this isn't over between us.
If you want to, I'll take this out on the street.
That would hardly be fair.
You'd have the home-field advantage.
Roz, Roz, Roz, get out.
Out.
Well, I don't even know where to begin.
Save it.
Whatever it is, I've already heard it.
"Dr.
Nora is mean.
Dr.
Nora hurts people's feelings.
" Too bad.
I'm not here to coddle people.
- I'm here to help them.
- Oh, really? And just how were you helping that poor confused bisexual woman by calling her an equal-opportunity slut? The worst thing about this is how you misrepresented yourself to get this job.
You're hardly one to question my ethics.
We both know you hired me because you hoped I might sleep with you.
- That thought never occurred to me.
- Now who's lying? You won't admit that, like most men, you leave all major decisions to your penis.
Fortunately for Seattle, your penis chose right.
It just didn't know why.
Yes, well, you're just forgetting one thing, Dr.
Nora.
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