Oh, thank you.
That was a very childish prank.
Now you have ruined my coffee.
If you can't behave like adults, you shouldn't be coming to a grown-up cafe.
It wasn't us.
Aren't you gonna yell at them? I'm sure they already heard me yell at you.
Niles, thank you for agreeing to meet me on such short notice.
I swear I'm in full-blown crisis.
If you're talking about that garish belt, I have emergency suspenders.
It's not the belt.
My high school reunion is tonight and you know my history.
- Oh, not this folderol again.
- It's not folderol.
- It's folderol.
- It's not folderol at all.
For God's sake, Niles.
Every time my reunion comes around, it coincides with a severe downturn in my life.
Five years ago, Lilith divorced me.
Five years before that, I was left at the altar.
Five years before that, I fell face first into the poison ivy.
And here we are, right on schedule, I'm freshly fired.
I still don't know why you even went that poison-ivy year.
Niles, the point is, in ten minutes, I have an extremely important job interview, a job for which I am eminently qualified, but that now I have no chance of getting.
Well, how can you know that? Because destiny won't allow it.
Destiny's plan is for me to walk into that reunion this evening the way I always do, the class loser.
Pitied and shunned by everyone until I wind up sitting with the most pathetic people there.
You mean, the chess club? Worse.
The chess club's barbershop quartet.
Oh, the Check Mates.
I swear to God, I feel like I have a curse on my head.
Frasier, you're a man of science.
You know curses don't exist.
There's a perfectly rational explanation for all of this.
You tripped and fell into the poison ivy.
Your radio station changed formats.
Your wife didn't love you.
If this is a pep talk, would you kindly segue to the peppy part? Thank you very much.
Thank you.
The only reason you're giving credence to this curse mumbo-jumbo is you're nervous about your job interview.
But you're a talented professional.
Any station would be lucky to have you, wouldn't they? - Yes, I suppose.
- So stop doubting yourself.
You deserve that job, so go out there and get it.
In an hour's time, it'll be yours, and after a short trip to the store to return that belt, you can thoroughly enjoy your reunion.
Well, you're right, Niles.
I should think positively.
This interview is gonna go just fine, and so is this evening.
All I have to do now is get a date.
Where am I gonna find a woman who is so desperate for an evening out that she'd agree to go to someone else's reunion? Oh, hey, Frasier.
See? Your luck's changing already.
Hello.
Excuse me, I'm looking for Steven Rugly's office.
- Well, you've come to the right place.
- Oh, splendid.
Is it possible to fetch me a coffee before my interview? - Well - Better yet, make it a cup of chamomile tea with a squirt of lemon and a full teaspoonful of honey.
We'll try to get that for you just as soon as my assistant gets back.
I'm Steven Rugly, president of KJMC.
Oh, Lord, I'm It's nice to meet you.
- I'm terribly sorry.
- Quite all right, Dr.
Crane.
- It's a great suit, by the way.
- Thank you.
- Your - I know.
It's a bit risky.
People have been commenting on it all day.
Yes, it makes a bold statement, but frankly, I like the attention.
I cut through the park on the way over here.
It caught the eye of many a young lady.
Oh, my God.
My fly.
I thought you were talking about my belt.
Well, shall we start the interview? Oh, good.
We haven't started yet.
Well I'm glad you could make it, Dr.
Crane.
I've enjoyed your work.
Oh, that's very gracious of you, Mr.
Ugly.
- That didn't come out right, did it? - What do you mean? The way I said your name right now sounded like I called you Mr.
Ugly.
I assure you it won't happen again.
See, it's just a matter of separating the Rs.
Mr.
Rug.
Mr.
Rug.
Mr.
Rug.
Ly.
Mr.
Rugly.
Anyway, I think you might be a good fit here.
We need to find a replacement for Dr.
Wendy.
- Really? - Yes.
I didn't feel it was right to keep her on any longer.
Well, let me say I applaud your judgement on that score.
I mean, frankly, Dr.
Wendy's saccharine style is maybe very popular, but, you know, really not up to your standards, is it? Dr.
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