So when's Freddie coming in? He's arriving in a few hours.
I'm picking him up at the airport.
Gosh, you know, I'm so excited to see him.
And it was Lilith's turn this year to have him for his birthday, but apparently there was an accident at the lab.
One of her monkeys bit her on the tongue.
What exactly was she doing with the monkey? She's was teaching them sign language.
I guess one of them made a disparaging remark about her new haircut.
She stuck her tongue out.
Wow, how bad does a haircut have to be for a monkey to hate it? Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to get myself a cup of coffee.
Oh, somebody dropped a wallet.
Is he cute? It's hard to tell from a driver's license photo, but he is 5-foot-6, weighs 200 pounds, and has corrective lenses.
Leave it on the floor.
Well, thank God I don't share your good-deeds-for-hunks-only policy.
Excuse me, - I found this on the floor - Is that my wallet you got there? Is it? Well, I found it on the floor over there.
I was about to drop it off at the counter.
Please, no reward.
- What happened to my cash? - Well, I don't know.
It was empty when I found it.
Yeah, right.
I had seven bucks in here.
Well, I'm sure some lucky thief is off enjoying a matinee and a small soda.
At least you left my credit card.
Jerk.
Would you please bring me my usual? Can you believe that guy? I do him a favour, he accuses me of stealing.
Oh, please.
The world is full of creeps like that.
Haven't you figured that out yet? I'm sorry, Roz, but I still believe that people are basically good.
Hey, guys, I'm glad you're here.
- I need to talk to you about something.
- What can I do for you, Bulldog? My mom's having bypass surgery tomorrow morning, and I'd like to sit up with her tonight at the hospital.
But I gotta work the 11 -to-1 spot.
I don't suppose you'd think Oh, right.
Like we don't know there's a big fight in Vegas tonight.
Look, I know I've jerked you guys around before, but this is serious.
Bulldog, I'm sorry.
Frederick's coming in tonight.
It's his birthday.
Okay, doc.
Never mind.
I understand.
Hello, Bernice Brisco's room, please.
I hope my mom's around to celebrate her next birthday.
Hi, Mom, it's Bobby.
Look, I'm gonna have to work tonight after all.
Bulldog, wait a minute.
You know what? Frederick will be asleep by 11:00.
I guess we could take your slot.
Are you insane? How can you be so gullible? He is not talking to his mother.
Does somebody have a boo-boo on her heart? Is someone gonna have to open you up with those big old rib spreaders? Oh, Mrs.
Brisco, I'm so sorry.
Listen, I just wanted you to know that we'll fill in for Bobby tonight.
Thanks a million, you guys.
- I'd better get back to the hospital.
- God bless, Bulldog.
Oh, I can't believe I said that.
That poor woman.
- We're outta here.
- Our flight doesn't leave - for another two hours.
- I gotta stop by my mom's first.
I owe her 50 bucks and case of Schlitz.
Should I even ask? These balloons come in an unsealed package, covered with some mysterious dust, straight from some Southeast Asian sweatshop.
- Doesn't that worry you? - Oh, you bet it does.
I remember back in Korea we'd crouch in our foxholes scared to death those bastards were gonna drop balloons on us.
The doorman called.
They're on their way.
Don't know how much of a surprise it's gonna be anyway.
- You did the same thing last year.
- That's the point.
He'd never suspect I'd do it two years in a row.
I must say I feel a bit bad for Freddie.
None of his mates are here, just the three of us old fogies yelling "Surprise.
" Any party that he's at with you is gonna be a treat for him.
He's got a little crush on you.
If you really want Frederick to enjoy himself, he especially likes you in that little blue cocktail dress.
I'm not sure that dress is appropriate for a child's birthday party.
Well, it's hardly a party.
It's just us fogies.
You know, Frederick, your granddad really wanted to be here, but he had an important Rotary Club meeting.
- What? - Not another surprise party.
- What are you talking about? - Just like last year.
Oh, Lord, all right, all right, I'll tell you what, just don't let on, okay? You know how he loves this stuff.
Just act surprised, all right? The hardest thing is pretending to be fooled - by the trick candles.
- Oh, gosh.
You think it's hard now, wait until you're my age.
Surprise! - Oh, wow! I'm so surprised.
- You see? I told you.
- Hey, Freddie.
- How are you doing? Happy birthday.
- Hi.
- Hi! Happy birthday, sweetheart.
Just let me get the phone.
Hello? Yes, who's calling, please? Wewef? Anyone here know a Wewef? Oh, Lilith.
Yes, hello, Lilith.
What's that? Oh, right, yes, of course he's here.
It's your mom.
Why don't you take it into your granddad's room? - Okay.
Hi, Mom.
- Let's get the cake ready.
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, Frasier, I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
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