- That's a loaded question.
- Yeah, you're telling me.
I don't even know what my answer is.
Why don't you just play it safe and say yes? In my experience, when someone asks that question, they're not looking for honesty, they're looking for reassurance.
- Tell him what he wants to hear.
- I don't know, Roz.
Trust me, Frasier.
It's like if I ask you, "Do I look fat in these pants?" You're right.
There's only one way to answer that question.
What? - Do you think I look fat in these? - No, I don't.
- I work out.
It's the pleats, isn't it? - Just stop it.
Get ahold of yourself.
I was thinking about what you had said.
I'm gonna tell Niles yes, I think he and Maris were meant to be together.
Who are you waving to? Is that Elise Edmonds from Promotions? - We got a little date tonight.
- A date? And you didn't tell me? It's no big deal.
I don't think she's interested.
- Hi, Frasier.
Hey, Roz.
FRASIER Hi.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
I just wanted to make sure.
- Am I still seeing you tonight? - Yes, you are.
Which means, of course, that I'll be seeing you as well.
Great.
Bye.
Whoa! That woman is totally into you.
- You think so? - Yeah.
"I'll see you later.
Great.
Bye.
" - And that's a good sign? - Hello.
She might as well have calf-roped you with her pantyhose.
This promises to be a very interesting evening.
- I think so.
- Well, she is very attractive.
Slender.
Gee, I wonder why your mind went there.
- Not this again, Roz.
- Of course.
She was next to me.
I hate these pants.
- I look like the Liberty Bell.
- The Liberty Bell [DOORKNOB JOSTLING] - Afternoon, Mr Crane.
- Hello.
- I've got the mail.
- Oh, thanks.
You wanna just put it on the table there? Is this for me? You know anybody else around here who uses eucalyptus bubble bath? - Well, your son occasionally likes - Oh, never mind.
- This is lovely.
- Well, I'm glad you like it, because I picked it all out myself.
You know, I got you your fancy soaps, and your moisturizers, and this rock thing that scrapes all the dead skin off the bottom of your feet.
Well, if you're gonna nap on the couch, wear slippers.
- Still, Mr Crane, you really overdid it.
- No, I didn't.
- I don't know if I can accept this.
- Why not? Because you spent far too much.
All right.
Well, then, I'll take a couple of things back.
Wait, not that one.
Daphne, would you please just take the damn basket? What are you getting so cross about? You can give me a gift, but I'm not allowed to give you one back? - That's the reason you gave me this? - Yeah, that's the way it works.
Where I come from, you don't give someone a gift because you have to.
Here, take your silly basket.
All right, fine.
Well, then, you can take your crappy old cardigan back too.
I don't know why you gave it to me in the first place.
- Because I like you.
- Well, I like you.
Than why can't you just accept my gift and be happy? - I am happy.
I love that cardigan.
- And I love my damn basket.
- What is all this? - We're exchanging our damn gifts.
MARTIN: Well, here.
- Here.
- Thanks.
Thank you.
Good Lord.
It's like Christmas morning in the Gambino household.
By the way, Niles called while you were in the shower to remind you about the squash tomorrow.
That's strange.
We just made that date this morning.
He must be champing at the bit to get an answer to that question.
What question? Oh, he asked me if I thought he and Maris were meant to be together.
Well, if you ask me, you should keep your bazoo shut.
You're always getting in trouble opening that big bazoo of yours.
How wonderful, Dad.
We found a new word to strike from your vocabulary, along with patootie and bupkis.
You're gonna answer him, aren't you? I think I have to.
But listen, I'm just gonna play it safe.
Tell him yes.
He's gonna do what he wants to anyway.
I don't know.
He takes your opinion pretty seriously.
Well, when we were younger, there was a certain sway I had over him, but Do you remember back in prep school when he was gonna try out for the track team? I convinced him all the cool kids were gonna join the Madrigal Society? I'm not just talking about school.
He's always come to you for career decisions too.
Where to do his residency, where to set up his practice.
Perhaps I have underestimated my influence.
You know, frankly, my opinion could be the single most important factor in his making this decision.
- I don't know if I'd go as far as that.
- Please, Dad.
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