Have you noticed there are fewer hazelnuts in these biscotti? Then I'm not crazy.
And yet they've gone up 25 cents.
Fewer nuts, more money.
Something I've been aspiring to my entire professional life.
[PANTING] God, that is the last time I jog in these shorts.
My thighs are chafing like a couple of hams wrapped in Velcro.
Non-fat mocha, please.
What? As flattered as we are that you've chosen our company over, oh, say, a shower perhaps you'd like to go to the ladies' room to freshen up a bit? Hey, at least I try to keep in shape.
I haven't seen either one of you run an eight-minute mile.
Stand upwind of us and you might.
Oh, by the way, Niles, my benefit for the Seattle Theatre Ensemble is tonight.
I haven't received your check yet.
That's because I'm still not sure if I'm coming.
Whom should I expect to meet there? Professional people around our age.
- A certain social standing.
- Yes.
Civic-minded, interested in the arts Oh, for God's sake, how many women? Why didn't you just say so? Well, I thought my rutting-monkey body language would have tipped you off.
Well, judging from my RSVP list, there should be quite a few available women.
Well, in that case, I'll be there.
Here's my money.
Better be worth my while.
Oh, look, here comes Sherry and Dad.
- Duck.
- No, no, it's all right.
- I invited them.
- Sherry's not going to be there at your benefit is she? I can stop that check.
Just relax, Niles.
I've come up with rather an ingenious plan to occupy their evening tonight.
I bought them tickets to an event that's right up their alley.
God, I was so mortified buying the tickets, I paid cash so they couldn't trace it back to me.
- Sherry, Dad.
Hi.
REBECCA: Excuse me, people.
Did somebody leave some tickets here? - Oh, Lord.
Yes! - Something called "Nashville on Ice, - Yes, right here.
- The All-Skating Country Jamboree"? Yeah, well.
Well, don't look so smug.
You try skating and blowing into a jug when your heart's breaking.
I can't believe you scored tickets to that.
You are well-connected in this town.
Well, yes, actually, these are a gift for you and Dad.
- Oh, my God.
- I hope you're free this evening.
Well, we are now.
Wow, Frasier, thanks! Look at this.
Rink side! Niles, what's that on your cheek? Oh, what? My lips.
Oh, look at the time.
I have to go.
Oh, it seems like every time I see you, you're just leaving.
Yes, and I'd love to stay, but I have my therapy group meeting, and last time I was late, the compulsive gamblers were betting the passive-aggressives that they couldn't make the overeaters cry.
If you wanna wait here, I'll get us a couple of coffees.
You know how I like it.
Hot and sweet! Yeah, but how do you like your coffee? - Is he always that funny? - Oh, yes.
Oh.
It's that damn soap dispenser.
I just gave it a good pump, and splat.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Roz Doyle, my producer.
You haven't met Dad's inamorata Sherry Dempsey.
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
I normally look a lot better than this.
Oh, now, you don't have to be self-conscious around me, hon.
We all have our bad days once we pass 40.
It was nice seeing you.
- What did she say? - Oh, who cares? It's the least I can do to string together a few moments of silence without her underfoot.
My God, the woman's practically moved in with me.
What did she say? Oh, Roz, take heart.
Now come on, listen, you may not look your best today, but you know what? There's a man sitting right over there who can't keep his eyes off of you.
- Oh, where? - Right there.
Oh, my God.
That's John Coughlin from my high school.
Oh, dear God, please don't let him recognize me.
I swear I'll never leave the house unbeautiful again.
- Roz? - Thanks for listening.
Roz Doyle? It's me.
John Coughlin.
Hi, John.
- Look at you.
- Look at you.
I hardly recognized you with that moustache.
- Roz - Oh, Frasier, I'm so sorry.
This is John Coughlin, Frasier Crane.
- Hello.
- So did you just move to Seattle? No, I've been here for a week on business.
Now it's back to Racine.
Remember Marcie? - Yeah.
- She's getting married Saturday.
- No kidding.
- Well, I'm late for a meeting, but it was great running into you.
I can't wait to tell - the whole gang I saw you.
- You don't have to do that.
Frasier, that guy was the biggest gossip in my hometown.
He saw me with my hair all sweaty and my sweatshirt full of soap.
Oh, God, what could be worse? Well, here's a hint.
Got milk? Oh, my God.
FRASIER: As a rule I'm terribly nervous hosting these things, but it seems to be going well, doesn't it? Not for me.
I haven't made inroads with a single woman here.
Ooh! Ooh! What are you doing? You look nauseated.
That woman is flirting with me.
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