It's just that I know something about Ben What? He's a little old for you.
He's thirty-six! Exactly my point! When you were a freshman, he was a senior.
That never works out! I'm getting my briefcase! I'll go get a Coke.
Oh, hi, Daphne! Hello, Roz.
How are you? OK can I ask you something? Does Frasier seem weird to you-? Oh God, yes.
I haven't finished my question yet.
Yes, well, when you know the answer, it's hard not to hit thebuzzer.
Well, this is strange.
I mean, for the first time in years, I'm in a really solid relationship, and instead of being happy for me, Frasier seems upset.
Oh, that is odd.
Unless Unless what? Well Dr.
Crane is jealous of Benbecause he wants you for himself.
Huh? Ohhh, no, no, no! Yes, what else could it be? Fra-Frasier? What, you really think so? Daphne, no! No way! No, he doesn't - Frasier is the one who told me to find myself a new boyfriend.
Someone who is settled, someone more nurturing, someone with substance over flash.
They could put that on Dr.
Crane's tombstone.
Oh, come on! No way! Yes! Wait, there's something else.
What? I probably shouldn't tell you this.
But earlier this morning, Dr.
Crane was on the phone with his brother and he said that your relationship with Ben was driving him crazy, and that he was dying to tell you but he can't.
Oh my God, did you hear him say that?! I certainly did! Oh, this is too weird, this is too weird! What am I going to say? Maybe I won't say anything.
Maybe he'll just see how happy I am with Ben.
Oh, Ben, Ben, Ben! My God, Roz, would you just drop it with Ben for a minute and pay some attention to me? Oh-kaay! Morning, Roz! Hi, Frasier! Hey, you look lovely, that colour's very flattering! Thanks.
You know, I think this calls for a hug! Oh, I don't look that good.
No, no, no, no, Roz.
Look! My God, the ratings are in, and we did better in our timeslot this week than ever before! Congratulations, partner! Why don't we have dinner tonight, celebrate? That sounds so fun but I kinda have plans.
I should have known.
Another time, perhaps.
Yeah sure, that sounds great.
Yo, Doc.
When are you going to return my video camera? I got a hot date tonight and I want to record certain events for posterity, if you know what I mean.
Uh tomorrow, Bulldog.
Well, maybe tonight you could just have a police sketch artist crouch on your balcony.
So Mom, let me ask you something.
How long did you know Dad before you told him youloved him? Mom? Mom? Mom, you've been divorced fifteen years! Let it go! Listen, Ben is coming over to dinner tonight, and I think I'm going to tell him I love him.
I gotta work, bye! Oh I'm, I'm sorry, Roz.
I should have knocked.
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK! I couldn't help overhearing the last part of your conversation there.
You think you're not rushing things a little bit with Ben? Are you really that serious? Yes, I am.
But you know, there are a lot of men in the world.
And lots of women, too! Well, that's more of a personal preference but I I meant for you! Look, Frasier, what I'm trying to say is I know you have a problem with me and Ben, but we're happy together.
Well, it's just that you've only been going out for a month! Well, sometimes, that's all it takes.
Fifteen seconds! Listen Frasier, I'd like to think that there's some small part of you that is happy for me.
Afterall, it WAS your advice that got me this far! Of course I'm happy for you.
Thanks.
Me and my stupid advice will be with you for the next three hours, Seattle! I'm not doing it, it's morbid.
It's not morbid.
And besides, if you don't do it, the only footage we'll have of you in the family archives is you pretending your stomach was a face that summer at the lake.
Alright Niles, if it'll shut you up, I'll do it.
Thanks, Dad! We'll make this quick and easy.
Is that what you're wearing? Forget it.
No, no no, all right.
Here we go, here we go.
OK My name's Martin Crane.
When I made this tape, I was sixty-four years old.
But now I'm DEAD! Trapped in a box, underground Pretty scary, huh? Dad, surely you must have some message you want to leave for the Cranes of the twenty-first century? Alright, alright, I do.
Remember to always work hard, and that family comes first.
And I have a million bucks in unmarked bills that I took off a drug dealer that I have stashed in my old army foot locker.
The combination is left fifteen, right thirty-two, le-le Future generations: see what I had to put up with? Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I suppose this means we're finished? Well, unless you want future generations to see me go to the can! Niles, actually I'm glad you're here.
I have to talk to youabout Roz.
Oh, no, no, no.
I've breached my ethics once already.
Niles, please, I've gotten desperate! No, no, no! Niles, she plans to tell him that she loves him tonight! From what you told me about Ben's patterns, that will be the end of it and Roz will be shattered.
God, there has got to be some loophole in this confidentiality rule that will allow me to warn her and still preserve your ethics.
Niles! Help me look through these textbooks! No, I'll have no part in this! Please, Niles! Think of Roz! I'm thinking of my license! Well then, think of what Freud said! "We are never so helplessly unhappy as when we lose love.
" Oh, all right! But that was dirty pool, using a Freud quotation.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's the Crane boys' kryptonite.
I know, I know.
Thank you.
Say, here's a possibility.
According to this, it says we can warn her if he means to do her bodily harm.
Does he? No.
Damn! It would be so much easier if Roz were mentally incompetent.
Go on Well, then there'd be some justification for protecting her.
Is she irrational? She did attack a vending machine once, when a Twinkie came out of the Oreo chute.
Borderline, borderline.
Does she ever act delusional? Well, she often claims that she is responsible for thesuccess of our show.
Building, building.
Does she display below-average intelligence? She once ordered a bottle of white Zinfandel! Jackpot! Go to her, she's a threat to herself! It's amazing they even let the woman drive! Who is it? It's Frasier! Oh my God! What happened? He dumped me, Frasier! Oh, oh, honey! I - come here.
Oh God Everything was going great! Until I said "I love you, Ben.
" Then he got this look on his face, like he'd taken a wrong turn in a really bad neighbourhood! He didn't even touch the champagne.
Oh I'm I'm sorry, Roz.
Here.
Thank you.
When you when you professed your love for him, uh were you dressed like that? No! After he left, I went in to change, and I saw all theseold bridesmaid dresses hanging in the closet.
And that's when it hit me.
That's what I am, a bridesmaid! I might as well wear the uniform! Oh Roz, no, no! Now, now, come on! Yes! Come on! Now look, look, you know, I find that whenever I'm low, it always lifts my spirits when I just spruce up a bit.
It wouldn't hurt to run a brush through your hair or through your teeth.
Oh God! I must look awful! No, no, not at all.
You're a big fat liar.
But you were right about Ben, and I just didn't see it.
What made you come over here anyway? Well, actually, I was coming over here to take one last stab at convincing you that Ben was the wrong man for you.
You deserve someone better, Roz.
Oh, yeah, I'm a real catch! Hell Oh, now, things really aren't all as dark as they seem.
You know, you're a-a beautiful, intelligent, desirable Why don't you let me just take a stab at that, will you? I can't imagine any man not thinking himself the luckiest in the world to be with you.
You really do think that, don't you? Yes, and I'm surprised you even had to ask me that.
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