At this hour of the night? My God, it's past midnight.
What kind of business could it possibly be of mine where you're going?! - Tell me, what do I owe you? - Oh, nothing.
- I was happy I could help.
- Oh, don't be silly.
I insist! Consider it a favor.
I was in a position to help you.
Perhaps someday you'll be in a position to help me.
Oh, I would love that.
If there's ever anything I can do for you, just say the word.
- You're very kind.
It was a pleasure meeting you both.
- And you.
And I meant that! Anything at all, you just let me know! I shouldn't have said that, should I? DOESN'T EVERYONE HAVE POI RAMEKINS? Jerome! Look Niles, it's Jerome! In my house! We've been having the most delightful chat.
Dr.
Crane, you're a lucky young man to have such a charming young woman in your employ.
Oh, go on.
Did you know his brother supplied the cement for this very building? - What a small world, oh look at the time! - So Jerome, you didn't tell us what line of work you're in.
Oh wait, let me guess! I'm a bit psychic.
Let's see you're some sort of doctor.
An osteopath, perhaps? - No.
- Well that's odd.
I can see you hovering over people with broken bones.
Boys, why don't you help me get some refreshments for your new friend? - Who the hell is this guy? - He's some hooligan who helped fix Maris's legal problem, and in return I promised him a favour.
Oh God, do you think that's why he's here? To collect? No, Niles.
He's probably having a luau and he came to borrow our Poi Ramekins! Are you guys nuts? You don't get involved with somebody like that! Wait, before we panic, we should at least talk to him.
You know, get the "straight dope.
" Also known as "the skinny.
" Knock it off, Bugsy! Stealing newspapers is most un-neighborly behavior.
If you would like I could find out who's doing it, and make sure they never even think Oh no! No! That's fine! So Jerome, is there something we can do for you? Since you ask, you may recall the other evening I mentioned my lady friend? If I may Oh! She's a pretty thing, isn't she! This is at the dog track where we met.
And here's our first Sinatra concert.
And this was at the funeral of a business associate.
You know, for the life of me, I can't recall ever having seen a woman wearing so many different kinds of furs all at the same time.
- Well, Brandy is a uniquely stylish woman.
- Brandy? Yeah, the traditional spelling.
We've been engaged for eight years, but she refuses to set a wedding date.
This upsets me.
It also upsets my mother, whose comments on the subject are frequent and vivid.
So where do these two come in? Well, if she's reluctant to marry me, obviously she needs therapy.
Well, you're in luck! Niles happens to be one of the finest marriage counselors in all of Seattle! Well actually, Dr.
Crane, I would prefer it if Brandy spoke to you.
- To me? - No offense to you, Dr.
Crane.
Oh, none taken! She's a great fan of your show.
I'm sure she'd heed any advice that you might care to offer.
Such as "Marry him.
Promptly.
" But I'm not here to put words into your mouth.
You'll know what to say.
Jerome, you know I'm a psychiatrist.
I'm used to rendering my opinion, not being a mouthpiece for someone else.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.
Dr.
Crane, there are some times in life we must do unpleasant things.
I'd hate to tell you some of the unpleasant things I've had to do.
I see.
Well then,.
.
why don't you just give Brandy my unlisted home number, which I'm sure you came across when you were finding out where I lived.
- I'll be glad to chat with her.
- Thank you.
She'll be in touch.
And I hope that one day you'll dance at my wedding.
If I'm able to dance.
If you ask me, you're getting off easy.
He could have asked you for a much bigger favour.
Dad, how can I possibly as a self-respecting psychiatrist tell any woman to marry that thug? What are you talking about? He seemed very nice to me.
This coming from the psychic who thought he was a chiropractor! Listen, I've heard your show.
One more piece of half-assed advice isn't going to kill you.
- Jerome, on the other hand - Okay, dad! The key to lasting weight-loss is to change the way you view food everyday.
You can't go on through life binging and then starving yourself for two weeks just to fit into that gorgeous new evening gown you've bought for a special occasion.
- Can you understand that? - Yeah.
Thanks Doc.
Don't mention it, Steve.
Roz, who's our next caller? We have Randy, from Richmond Beach.
- Hello Randy, I'm listening.
- Not Randy, Brandy.
The traditional spelling.
You know we're all out of time, my goodness I feel so sorry but - No, you're not.
We've got five minutes left! - Thank you, Roz! Alright Brandy, go ahead.
Your problem, please.
It's my boyfriend, Jerome.
He said I should call you.
We've been semi-engaged for eight years, and he wants to get married.
Well, I can certainly hear the love in your voice, so I say case closed, best of luck to you in the future! Whoa! You got a bus to catch?! There's a lot more to it.
For starters I think he's cheated on me.
Well, in my experience, if you suspect something like that, nine out of ten times you're right.
Well, I think a little mistrust adds mystery to a relationship.
Mystery I could stand if he didn't neglect me so much.
Every time we go for a romantic dinner, he gets a phone call and bang, it's "Gotta work babe, finish your lobster.
I'll send you a limo.
" Lobster? Limos? My God, give me his number and I'll marry him! Money ain't everything, especially when you've got a sex life like ours - He's not even good in bed? - Who knows? We're never there long enough to find out! You know, this really isnÂt necessary I said to him last night, "What the hell was that?! I've been vaccinated slower!" Well, that just leaves more time to cuddle! - Can I say something? - No! Look, I could deal with the other problems, if it weren't for one thing.
All my life I've dreamed of being a career woman, but he says I'm not allowed to work! I'm supposed to sit home all day, let him take care of me.
So, what do you think, Doc? Should I marry him? Well taking into account the years you've invested in the relationship, and Jerome's obvious love for you, not to mention his generosity Tell me what you think, Dr.
Crane, 'cause I really, really respect you.
Brandy run! Save yourself.
Do not marry this man.
This is Dr Frasier Crane, saying goodbye, and see you, God willing, tomorrow.
Yes, I'll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please.
Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream.
What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it! - Hello, Frasier.
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