Hello, Steven, I'm listening.
'We're having a baby and there seems to be different advice 'about whether it's OK to let your kid get into bed with you in the morning.
' Stop right there, Steven.
It's OK.
All relationships require close and undivided attention, don't they, Roz? Uh-huh.
'What if you and your wife enjoy making love in the mornings? ' Trust me, after the baby comes, that won't be an issue any more.
This is Dr Frasier Crane on KACL.
We'll be back after these messages.
Roz, how can you be reading now? It's something I picked up in elementary school, and it stuck.
- What is so captivating? - "Slow Tango In South Seattle".
Every woman I see is carrying that book.
It's impossible to put down.
Read the first paragraph.
I guarantee you'll be hooked.
"There are tangos that come flowing from the wine-coloured sea "from the rust of a hundred sunken ships.
"This is one of those dances.
" - Well? - There are books that make your stomach rumble and thrust your lunch ever upward! This is one of those books! You men are all alike - you have no soul.
Except for this one - the future Mr Roz Doyle, Thomas Jay Fallow.
- My God, it's him! - Do you know him? Yes.
He used to drop into a bar I frequented in Boston.
A bit pretentious, though - stuck out like a sore thumb.
You used to drink with Thomas Jay Fallow? I helped him get through his writer's block.
In future, I'll remember to use my powers for good, not evil.
I don't care what you think.
He's on "Bookchat" tomorrow and you're introducing him.
No! I'd have to say I liked his book.
It's hard to lie to someone's face.
No, it's easy for someone as bright, charming and articulate as you.
Well, perhaps you're right.
See how easy it is? - Eight, nine Stop it, Eddie! - He just wants to play.
Yeah, well, therapy is not a game.
Stop it! Stop it, I said! If he keeps this up, there's no point to these exercises.
Attaboy! - Hello, Dr Crane.
- Hello, Daphne.
- Hey, Niles! - Ah, doing your exercises.
Yes, and if someone doesn't let us get on with them, he'll get a spank on his fanny.
Don't don't let me - Unless you want to! - What's up? In your room, I noticed you had pictures of Frasier and Frederick and an autographed one from someone named Ken Griffey Jr, but none of Maris and me.
So I brought you this.
Thanks.
Why is Maris wearing jodhpurs? Taken up horse riding? No, she wanted to, but her quadriceps are so tight she can't straddle anything larger than a Border collie.
- I can't believe this! - What are you yapping about? This book! It's written by a man I knew.
He's taken something I told him in confidence and turned it into this trash! "Slow Tango"? I've just started reading that.
You mean to tell me that young man is based on you? Yes.
But did Thomas Jay Fallow have the grace to thank me? No! - Not even in the acknowledgements! - What's it about? - That is not important.
- His first time.
- Thank you, Daphne! - Your first time doing what? Changing a flat tyre! So this whole book's about the night you conceived Frederick! You'll be happy to know that was not my first time.
And that it wasn't your only time! - Who was this charitable lass? - That is not important.
- His piano teacher.
- His piano teacher? Thanks again, Daphne! It's no secret.
It's all there in black and white.
About your awkward teenage lunging, and how you used to call your chest hair your "rug of love".
He did take some literary licence.
So you can't bring a woman to ecstasy with your panther-like prowess? That part he got right.
This really fries me.
That woman taking advantage of my kid.
I paid $10 a week for piano lessons so you could get your hedge trimmed.
Wait a minute! Not Miss Warner? This wasn't going on during your lessons, too? No, while Frasier was getting his Rachmaninoffs, I was studying music! Now, look! This was not some tawdry older woman lusting after young flesh! Clarice and I cared for each other.
She showed me a world I'd never known.
And wouldn't know again for six and a half years.
It's true.
As Mr Fallow put it, she saw your sensitive, poetic side and you couldn't help noticing how her bosom brushed your cheek when she reached for the metronome.
How can a man who drank so heavily remember so much? - Yet forgets who told him the story.
- He'll get a little reminder today.
- No, no! - I want it.
Give it to me.
"I budded when you kissed me.
"I withered when you left me.
"I bloomed a few months while you loved me.
" - Would you calm down? - When I've exacted my pound of flesh.
Wait till I get my book signed.
- Let me.
It's my story.
- Stop it! You haven't told anyone? They'd have a field day.
Frasier, give me credit for a little discretion.
Hey, piano boy! Way to pound those ivories! Listen! It's imperative that this not be commonly known.
Hey, Doc, it's no big deal.
Anything for you? I've still got some feeling on the other side of my head.
I had a similar experience when I was 16.
An older woman introduced me to the mysteries of love.
Of course, she was a hooker.
It was a birthday present from my dad, OK? Want to know the ironic thing? All I wanted was a bike.
How could you expect me not to tell anybody? You can't keep something like that bottled up.
I only told one person.
- Hello, Frasier, Roz! - Hi.
I was doing my restaurant review this afternoon when I came up with the perfect sandwich, named after you: Frasier Crane's Double Decker.
It consists of aged pheasant, spring chicken and plenty of tongue.
Listen! "I wept as our bodies made the music of love.
" "I'm your rhapsody.
Play me.
" "Crescendo, my young maestro, crescendo.
" "My vessel yearns to dock in the magnificence of your harbour.
" That's not in the book.
One thing I must ask you - what was your inspiration for this love story? Ooh! It's his last chance! It was actually given to me by God.
By God! Do you believe his grandiosity? I'm God, and he knows it! We'll be back with the divinely inspired Thomas Jay Fallow right after this break.
Excuse me.
I want to call my husband and see if he can take a long lunch.
Thomas Jay Fallow.
Frasier! Frasier Crane! I can't believe it! I see my name hasn't entirely escaped your sieve-like memory.
- Why would it? - It's not in your acknowledgements, you egomaniacal thief! You read my book! I didn't have to read it.
I lived it.
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