Good morning .
.
Good morning I'd like a bagel, too .
And schmear it with cream cheese Excuse me.
Thank you.
Excuse me! Did it occur to you that some of us might still be trying to sleep? Oh, lighten up, Fras.
Ronee was just showing me how she can change the lyrics to any song to suit the occasion.
Yes, very impressive.
Does she take requests? Sure.
Stop it.
You know what you need, Grumpy? A nice hot breakfast.
Marty, why don't you get Grump here some breakfast? I don't want any breakfast.
And please stop calling me that.
Got me some ham and some cake on the griddle whoo! Good God, he's a grumpy boy.
(laughing) You see what she just did? Yes, it's mind-boggling.
Listen, Dad, do you mind giving me a ride to work today? My car is in the shop.
Again? Yes, my seat warmer's stuck on high.
So I tried to offset it by blasting the air conditioner, which resulted in sort of a fog bank on my dashboard.
I can give you a ride, Fras.
It's just an old Caddy, so there's nothing fancy like butt warmers or seat belts.
Fine.
Let me just make sure my will is in order, and I'll be back in a minute.
well, I'm going to take a shower.
Don't use all the hot water.
I know.
Gotta leave enough for milady's tub.
That's okay.
I can take a shower, too.
I wasn't talking about you.
(phone rings) Hello? Oh, Richard, hi.
Listen, this really isn't a good time.
I was just heading into a yoga class.
Yeah.
No.
I would love to have dinner.
That sounds fun.
Okay, I'll see you then, sweetie.
You know, I got two steps in my room and realized I forgot my Ah, there it is.
(to the tune of "There She Is, Miss America ") There it is Frasier's coffee cup You are a national treasure.
Niles, thank God you're here.
Listen, there's something I need to discuss.
wait, wait, wait.
I'm in the middle of composing a plea to Alfred Antin in the meter of Dr.
Seuss.
who? Theodor Geisel, the children's author.
You know, "I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam I Am.
" Yes, I know who Dr.
Seuss is, you ninny.
who's the other guy? Oh, oh.
Alfred Antin.
He's Seattle's premier scenic painter specializing in children's rooms.
His billowing clouds can be seen scudding across the ceilings of the finest nurseries in town, but he's booked solid, .
.
so I thought if I wrote this.
Oh, you've lost interest , haven't you? I was feigning interest to begin with.
Niles, I need your advice on something.
This morning I heard Ronee on the phone make a date with another man.
Are you sure? well, I'm positive she was talking to a man, yes, and in honeyed tones.
Mm.
Here's my predicament.
I don't want to meddle, but I also don't want to see Dad get hurt.
So how do you suggest we tell him? "we"? Yes, "we.
" Don't drag me into this.
I don't know a thing about it.
You know as much as I do.
I just briefed you.
I didn't want to be briefed.
Then you should have said something.
Now you're in as deep as I am.
You can't unscramble an egg, Niles.
what are you talking about?! Oh, boys, boys, boys.
I'm glad I caught you.
Did you see this? "Doo-wop-alooza "? Yeah, one night only.
All the greats of doo-wop: The Coasters, The platters, and that guy from The Teenagers is back from his hip replacement.
wow.
Yes.
Oh, I know you guys aren't interested in modern music, but Ronee would really love it.
I was hoping maybe you could use your connections to maybe score us a couple of seats.
I'm afraid I'm not that well-connected to the doo-wop world, Dad.
If there's ever a Mahler - palooza, I'm your man.
Dad, I'll ask around.
win I'm off to try to the heart and mind of A.
Antin.
I'll go and meet him with my Daphne and hope that things don't go ker-phaphne.
Sorry again about this morning me and Ronee waking you up.
we were just having a little fun.
It's all right.
It's great t have a fling once in a while.
Hey, let me tell you something: you don't go to Doo-wop-alooza with a fling.
I see.
You got something you want to say, son? No.
Fine.
well, all right, if you insist on dragging it out of me.
Something happened this morning, Dad.
what? well, I was walking down the hall to retrieve my coffee and Ronee was on the phone, and I didn't want to interrupt so I waited.
And I heard her make a a date with another man.
So you eavesdropped, huh? No.
A person's having a private conversation, you stop and listen-- that's eavesdropping.
Dad, it was completely by accident.
I understand why you'd be upset, but please don't shoot the messenger.
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