I must say, you're proving to a delightful distraction.
Oh, well, that's not the nicest thing anybody's ever called me in a bar, .
but it's not the worst This is fun, but I'm kind of thinking that I'd like to go someplace a little less crowded.
Okay, uh, well thank you.
I enjoyed our time together.
No, I meant someplace a little more private.
No, I understand completely.
I take no offense.
Your place.
Oh, yes, yes, indeed.
Well, should we go together to my place? Well, you must have your own car, so I could give you directions, or, uh, well, we could drive together and then I could drive you back here, or we could drive together and then you could get a cab back here I don't care how we get there.
Let's just get there.
(doorbell rings) (music playing) It's unlocked.
It's unsafe.
Oh, dear God.
Anyone could walk in.
What the hell are you two doing here? We came to cheer you up with some late-night fast food.
If anything's gonna make you forget a woman, it's a Big Double Juicy.
Please take it.
If you don't, he will.
I've created a monster.
He's already had two chimichangas and a '"You Ain't Nothing But a Corn Dog.
" All for less than four dollars.
Where has this food been all my life? On the end of a coroner' s artery scraper.
What the hell has happened to you? You've devoted your whole life to honing your standards only to succumb to the fast, the cheap and the tasty.
Sorry.
I turned the wrong way coming out of the elevator.
Oh, hello.
Kim, this is my brother Niles and his wife Daphne.
They were just leaving.
Charmed.
Well, I see I have my big Double Juicy and you have yours.
Yes.
Good night.
Did somebody here have a chimichanga? See? I told you.
It's coming out of your pores.
Wow! Nice place.
You really are a doctor.
Yes.
Would you like the tour? I don't know.
What do you want to show me? .
I don't know.
Uh.
.
What do you want to see? What would you like me to see? Whatever you came here to see.
And what did I come here to see? Is there an end to this? Because I I'm starting to feel redundant on my part.
Let's just have some fun.
You are delightfully single-minded.
Would you care for some wine? Sounds great.
We've both had a rough time lately.
How about we go a little crazy tonight? I like the sound of that.
I've got a little outfit you might like.
The littler it is, the more I like it.
I love it when I say something and then you say something funny.
.
I'll tell you what If you'd like to, you can change right in here, and maybe I'll whip up a little surprise of my own.
Okay.
(squeaks) Oh! When I met you tonight, I had no idea what a bad boy you were.
You know what bad boys need, don't you? A spanking, right? .
.
That or.
a good tongue-lashing.
You did it again! Oh, my goodness! What's going on? I thought you were out for the evening, for God's sake.
We came back for dessert.
Obviously, you got a jump on us.
This is horrible.
I I'm so sorry.
I met, um Kim.
Kim at a bar earlier this evening and, obviously, we hit it off.
Yeah, we get it.
There's a little coffee shop on the corner.
Why don't we go there for dessert? You may get away with this now, young man, but once I'm your mother Oh, get out! I would say, "Perhaps another time, " but that outfit goes a long way toward recapturing the mood.
Good.
Now, why don't you just relax, and I'll go find some ice for our wines.
(doorbell rings) Oh, good heavens! Hello.
I'm sorry to bother you.
I just need my house keys.
I I I thought you were camping.
Uh come on in.
Gosh, I'm sorry about the stench in the hall.
That would be me.
I had a little run-in with a skunk.
I thought I could scare him off if I threw my keys at him.
Come on in.
You really don't want me to.
As it is now, I'm going to have to sell my car.
What is all over your chest? Okay, should I? Hello.
Okay.
Oh, I got it.
Sorry.
Charlotte, this is Kim.
Kim, this is Charlotte.
Boy, I've met more people in this apartment than I did at the bar.
I really didn't mean to interrupt.
If I could get my keys and use your powder room really fast.
And I'll get those for you.
Uh, Kim I'm terribly sorry about this.
I'm afraid it's just not going to work out for us tonight.
She's "the one, " isn't she? Yeah.
Uh Iisten.
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