(thunder crashing) (doorbell ringing) Oh, Niles, thank God you came quickly.
I've been going mad.
This better be a real emergency, Frasier.
You pulled me away from the Gifted Infant'? Toy Expo.
Yes, yes, so you missed out on buying a Tickle Me Tolstoy doll.
Niles, my problem is more important than that.
You see, I've Oh, dear God! Niles, I've committed a crime.
Don't tell me you forgot to send the Opera Board a thank you note for the Christmas brickle.
By God, man, it's a real crime .
Punishable by law! (thunder crashing) By law? Of the United States of America.
(thunder crashing) Heavens, what have you done? I'll tell you.
But before you judge me, Niles, please, remember how much stress I've been under lately .
Of course.
Tell me everything.
Leave nothing out.
All right It was a dark and stormy day You can leave that out.
All right.
It was an average day, marred only by a persistent cough, caused by a barista's over-nutmegging my machiatto.
Go ahead, Babette.
What can I do for you? Well, Dr.
Crane, for about a year now, I've been stealing.
I get these uncontrollable urges to take things.
Such as? (coughs) All kinds of things.
Magazines from stores, a friend's sunglasses.
Things I don't even want.
I see, um (clears throat) Go on.
It's just so unlike me.
I mean, my friends think I'm dull.
They all say, "Babette, you're like an old shoe.
" But stealing is so exciting.
It's really the only time I feel alive.
Well, it sounds to me like you have a classic case of klepto-- (coughing) klepto-- (coughing) Kleptomania.
Hi, Babette.
This is Roz.
And if Dr.
Crane weren't hacking up a hairball, I'm sure he would tell you that this thrill you get from stealing makes up for an emptiness in your life.
That's the problem you really need to address.
So, you should seek counseling or at least find a support group.
Yes, and may I add She's gone and we're out of time.
Oh.
Well, then, this is Dr.
Frasier Crane saying "Good day, Seattle, and good mental health.
" Are you okay? I haven't heard so much coughing since I was backstage at Reggae Sunsplash.
Well (clears throat) I'm fine, Roz.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Your advice was spot on.
It should be.
I've heard you say the same stuff for ten years now.
"Confront your emotions, " "communicate, " "seek counseling.
" I didn't realize my advice had become so predictable.
Well, it's not your fault everyone calls with the same dumb-ass problems.
They're not the same problems.
What about that caller last week-- the sleepwalking transvestite that kept breaking off his heels on sewer grates? I remember him.
You told him to seek counseling.
Yes, I also told him to wear flats.
Oh, oh, did Maintenance remember to bring me that hammer I asked for? Oh, yeah, right here.
What do you need it for? Some imbecile's been parking in my spot despite several strongly worded notes I have left on his windshield.
The time has come for me to take matters into my own hands.
NILES: My God, Frasier, so that's what you did.
In an uncontrollable rage over the commandeering of your parking space, you took hammer to car.
You are a vandal.
It was nothing like that.
My reserved sign was a-dangle.
I used the hammer to tack it back up.
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize this spot was reserved.
So all those notes that I left must have blown away.
Hello.
I'm Dr.
Frasier Crane.
Yes.
So you know my show.
It's on your sign.
Willa Haver.
I'm so sorry.
My assigned spot is on the roof, and with the rain Oh, no, no, it's perfectly understandable.
And now that I know that this is your Audi, let me be the first to say, "Audi, neighbor.
" NILES: And that's when she took the hammer and put you out of your misery.
That would have been preferable.
You know, in the spirit of detente, I I could, uh, buy you some coffee.
Oh, well, that is so sweet of you, but I can't right now.
Well, perhaps tomorrow.
Uh, no, tomorrow's no good either.
Next week, perhaps? Next week I'll be out of town.
You know, I'm not sure if we're hav ing a devil of a time coordinating our schedules or if you're giving me a polite brush-off.
(car alarm chirping) Okay.
Now I'm sure.
FRASIER: My morning's travails aside, Niles, you'll be happy to know I didn't strike out with every woman I encountered today.
Frasier Hm? I heard the elevator and I thought, "I bet that's Frasier,"' and it is.
How are you, Mrs.
Magrini? Oh, just grand and how many times do I have to ask you to call me Opal? You make me feel like an old woman.
Opal, then.
Lovely to see you again.
Some weather.
Yes, it's just awful.
It's blowing a gale.
Yes, it's quite a storm.
And colder than a well-digger's wallet.
Yes, that's quite apt.
I wonder if I could ask a favor.
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