(symphony playing on stereo) (turns up volume) (orchestra playing softly) (orchestra begins loud, cadential flourish) (orchestra plays final chord) Boo! (high-pitched scream) (laughter) That is not funny! You don't sneak up on someone and startle them.
and secondly, I only did it to prove a point.
And you called it-- he does scream like a woman.
I do not scream like a woman.
It was a manly, throaty wail.
Frasier, you may want to call security.
As I got off the elevator, I heard a woman screaming hysterically.
That was me.
I was innocently conducting some Brahms when our madcap father decided to startle me.
Oh, quit whining.
I used to scare you kids all the time when we went camping -- you used to love it.
Remember the story about the couple making out in the car who got slashed by the killer with the hook? Yes, I remember I couldn't kiss a woman in a c until I was 30.
Yeah, well, your father doesn't have that problem-- Mr.
Reclining Bucket Seats.
(lascivious growl) You want me to scream again? Dad, when'd you get the new cane? Oh, Ronee got it for me.
Yeah, he's too young for that old man can e.
This is much more his style .
Give me a top hat, and I'm Fred Astaire.
Add a monocle, and you're Mr.
Peanut.
Hey, Frasier.
Coulrophobia? I have a patient who suffers from it.
What is it? It's a very rare disorder, a crippling fear of clowns .
Yes, I'm treating a pediatric nurse who is terrified every time one comes to visit the child ren at her hospital.
It's almost cost her her job.
Poor thing.
We're making great progress.
Through some rather groundbreaking techniques I've devised, I think we're close to a cure.
Really? Yes.
I wouldn't be surprised if this may turn out to be my clowning achievement.
(laughing) That sounded better in your head, didn't it? Vastly.
Well, I don't blame her for hating clowns.
They're weird and creepy.
That was one of the reasons I never took you kids to the circus.
Which I always resented.
You know how much I wanted to be a trapeze artist.
I even decorated a unitard in the style of the Flying Wallendas to wear when we visited the big top.
That was the other reason.
Well, I'll go check on dinner.
I'm gonna have to make this an early evening.
I'm leaving in the morning to visit my mother.
She moved last year to Spokane.
I remember your mom.
She used to chaperone our dances, right? Oh, yeah.
She also taught Sunday school andled the church choir.
day Must've been a very windy when the apple fell from that tree.
(music box playing "Pop! Goes the Weasel") You're doing fine, Mimi.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
Right.
Just a tiny, inanimate piece of plastic-- it couldn't possibly hurt you.
(music continues) I know.
You're doing great.
I feel good.
(screaming hysterically) (gasping and whimpering) Much better.
(chuckles) Really? Yes, yes.
You're still in the room; you didn't throw up.
That's a big improvement.
All right, now give me your hand.
Here's the tiny little hat.
Tiny little hat, right.
And the big red nose.
A big red nose.
Now, Mimi, is there anything you'd like to say to our little clown friend? Please don't kill me! ! .
No No, Mimi.
Oh, I-I mean, uh you're my friend, and I like you.
Excellent, Mimi.
(laughs) (chuckling): All right, then.
Now, tomorrow we will take our biggest step yet.
No, I really don't think No, no, I You are ready.
You are.
In the safety of this environment, you'll watch me transform myseIf into a real live clown.
I will apply the makeup and then I'll put on the clown suit and the big funny shoes, and time permitting, I will make animal balloons.
And you really think that'll work? or As long as you don't ask f anything too complicated, like a giraffe.
up.
Well, our time is Um all right, then, Mimi, I will see you tomorrow, and rest assured, I will talk you through every step of the way.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
There willbe no surprises.
(screams) (chuckling) : I'm so so sorry! Here.
There he goes.
All right, now.
I will see you later, then.
All right.
(screams) ) (chuckling Again, I'm so sorry-- little fellow really is he? full of mischief, isn't You mean you're not controlling it?! .
Yes.
Yes, of course I am Anyway, I will, uh, see you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Double session.
(whimpering) (chuckles) Boo! (screeches) (laughing) What is the matter with you? You keep standing in empty rooms with your back to the door.
an.
I'm only hum Oh, I wish Ronee could've seen that one.
I'm glad that your little girlfriend is making you feel young again, but you're acting Iike an irresponsible adolescent.
(mocking) : Irresponsible adolescent.
Mimicking me now.
(mocking) : Mimicking me now.
Stop it.
Did you specifically come down here to torture me? No.
I'm picking up Niles for a movie, but he's still got someone in his office.
Yes, as do I, unfortunately.
Now, off you go.
Oh when did you forget how to have fun? You've turned into such a fuddy-duddy.
热门英文电视剧
老友记 Friends摩登家庭 Modern Family绝望主妇 Desperate Housewives破产姐妹 2 Broke Girls权利的游戏 Game of Thrones黑镜 Black Mirror爱,死亡和机器人 Love, Death & Robots杀死伊芙 Killing Eve第二十二条军规 Catch-22神盾局特工 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.豆瓣高分英文剧
瑞克和莫蒂 Rick and Morty老友记 Friends火线 The Wire怪诞小镇 Gravity Falls探险活宝 Adventure Time with Finn and Jake无耻之徒(美版) Shameless飞出个未来 Futurama欢乐一家亲 Frasier 成长的烦恼 Growing Pains兄弟连 Band of Brothers飞哥与小佛 Phineas and Ferb风骚律师 Better Call Saul少年正义联盟 Young Justice亿万 Billions咱们裸熊 We Bare Bears副总统 Veep鬼屋欢乐送 Ghosts伦敦生活 Fleabag绅士杰克 Gentleman公关 Flack梅尔罗斯 Patrick MelroseCopyright © 2021 TaiCiShe.com 版权所有。 联系我们