But, hey, why stop at Frasier? Why not invite Niles and Daphne and make it a party? We'd love to! Thank you, Ronee! Thanks, Dad! (taunting tone): Frasier MARTIN: Morning! You're finally up.
How'd you sleep? Perfectly.
I was borne off to dreamland by the cooing of a mourning dove.
Oh, I heard that, too.
I think the weasel s are in heat.
MARTIN: Ronee and I are taking a walk down to the lake.
Anybody interested? Oh, no, thanks, Pa.
I'm fixin' to have me some vittles.
Is he going to talk hillbilly all weekend? You should've heard him the weekend of the Renaissance Faire.
FRASIER: See you guys later! Okay, bye.
All right.
Aw, Daph you know who would've really enjoyed this trip? Niles.
You're right.
But let's not dwell on that.
.
We'll make our own fun Right.
Something smells good.
Whatcha cookin'? Sausage patties.
Oh! I hope they're hot and spicy.
That's the way I like it.
I know you do.
(both laughing) You're so different from your brother.
Really? How so? Well, for one thing, you're alive.
(both laughing) You know, I can't believe there are still people who blame me for Niles's death.
Oh, people will talk about anything.
So you sliced him to ribbons with your wheat thresher.
It was your first time farming, for God sakes.
What did I do with the salt? Hmm Huh Maybe I left it in the dining room.
Oh, I forgot to mention What's that, dear? I just had your baby.
I have never seen anything more beautifuI in my entire life.
(gasps) Frasier? I thought you went to bed.
I had a rather bizarre dream.
Really? What about? Uh Well, I'm not sure you really want to hear about this one, Niles.
Well, clearly it troubled you.
It might help you to discuss it.
You know how I enjoy interpreting dreams.
Well, all right, uh (clears throat) It took place in this very kitchen, and, uh I was married to Daphne and we were expecting a baby and, uh you were dead and I killed you.
Well, I can see how that might disturb you.
Indeed.
A man of your intellect having such an obvious dream.
I beg your pardon.
Oh, come on.
You're lonely, and you envy what I have.
I was just hoping for something more complex.
You know, a staircase leading nowhere or Mom giving you a physical.
Well, there were many other perplexing details that I left out.
For instance, uh, well, there was, uh a wheat thresher, and some sausage patties.
And Eddie was dead, too.
Ah, well, there's a real head-scratcher.
Well, thank you for your exhaustive analysis, Dr.
Crane.
Perhaps you should relocate your offices to a drive-thru so your patients could speak into a clown's nose.
w.
All right, I'm going to bed no I was hoping this book would make me drowsy, but it looks like your dream has done the trick instead.
You died tragically, and no one missed you.
Oh, hi, Roz.
Well, finally.
Your show's about to start.
I'm sorry.
We just got back from the mountains this morning.
You're about to get all the vacation you can handle.
kenny says if you don't get a call today, you're off the air.
What?! We're bound to get a call.
Why? We haven't had a call in six months.
Oh, dear.
(gasps) You're on! What? Hello, Seattle.
This is Dr.
Frasier Crane.
Who's our first caller, Roz? We have no one from nowhere.
Very amusing, Roz.
(phone ringing) What's that sound? hone.
It's a p Hello.
Hello, Seattle.
I'm listening.
Not that one.
The black one.
Hello, Seattle.
I'm listening.
Right there.
Hello, hello, Seattle Hurry! They're going to hang up! Hello hello If you don't find that phone I'm driving this booth off a cliff.
(sobbing): Oh, God, I'm trying to listen! (gasps) Damn it.
DAPHNE: Niles, how's the baby? Have you fed the baby yet? Make sure you warm the bottle first, but not too hot.
Should I come up? (explosion) What was that? Is everything all right up there? I'm coming to check.
Don't forget to burp him.
If you don't burp him, he'll cry.
I better do it myself.
Here I come.
DAPHNE: Is the baby okay? What's going on? I'm on my way.
(loud buzzing) He's going to need a new nappy, too.
Don't forget your other responsibilities, Niles.
There's lots of other responsibilities.
You have to prioritize, and the baby comes first.
Is he all right? I'm coming up there.
Make sure you support his head when you hold him.
Are you doing it right? I'm coming to check.
Are you ignoring me? Why don't I hear anything? Do I have to do everything around here? Do I smell something burning? I'm on my way.
(electricity popping) What was that? I'd better not find a mess.
I have enough work taking care of the baby.
(gasping) I can't do it.
It's just as well.
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