Popularity-- and my chief rival for the affections of our Swedish exchange student, Giselle Johannson-Jansen.
Yeah? So, how did that work out? Great.
We got married and had six kids.
What do you think? Wayne Shafter? Yeah? Frasier Crane.
Hey, F.
Hockey! What have you been up to? Oh, you know, not much.
Harvard, Oxford, M.
D.
, PhD.
And then, just recently-- Hey, remember that time I took your chess set and made you cry? You did not make me cry.
I chose to cry as a tactic to elicit sympathy and thereby regain my chess set.
I threw it in the Dumpster behind the cafeteria, didn't I? I don't know.
It was never found.
No, I did.
And last up for KACL, my old friend, Dr.
Frasier Crane.
Hi, Kelly.
Hey, Fras.
Good to see you.
Ooh! Ouch! One pound heavier, Fras.
Well, that can't be.
I've added a salad to every meal.
So, at the end of one week, it's KPXY down 1 7 pounds, KACL down nine.
That's all the time we have.
Join me tomorrow, when my guests will be the Senior Citizen Handbell Chorus.
Have a neat day! Listen, muscle weighs more than fat, you know, and the way I've been working out lately-- Save it, lard-ass.
Hey, you know, Crane? When they say, "Take one for the team, " they don't mean another cruller.
Oh, shut up, Shafter.
You'rea cruller.
Oh, give it up.
I'll drop you a postcard from Vegas.
We are going to win this competition, mister.
And when we do, you will replace that chess set.
Okay, deal.
But if we win, you're showing up at our station in your little field hockey uniform.
You're on, you fat scoundrel.
All right.
Shake on it.
Psych! I'm sorry.
Sorry.
That wasn't cool.
Here we go.
Psych! Hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute.
It's not a deal unless we shake on it.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm wouldn't do it for a third time.
All right.
Psych! God, I missed you.
Hello, Martin.
Hey, Dad.
How's Barney doing? Oh, he's doing a lot better today.
Great.
I brought him a treat.
Millet and sunflower kernels, with added calcium for beak conditioning.
What happened to your neck? Oh, fell out of bed.
He's been so accident-prone lately.
Every morning, it's something else.
Shamu jump the tank again? Fortunately, I moisturized right before bed, so I squirted out like a watermelon seed.
(exhaling deeply) You all right, son? Walked upstairs.
Why did you walk upstairs? Burning calories.
Oh, yes, I saw you on TV.
You know, that Kelly Kirkland is quite an actress.
I once saw her in a production of Love Letters with Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Tears.
I've decided to rededicate myself to this diet.
The opposing team is captained by my old high school nemesis, Wayne Shafter.
(gasps) Which one was he? Thick neck, dead eyes, snapped your PBS umbrella.
For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine.
Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad? The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster? Bring me both of them.
I'll put them together, see if I can get a real good workout going.
So is that bird nesting in my cashmere scarf? Yeah.
We tried a whole bunch of them.
That's the one he likes best.
All right, that's it.
I want that sky rat out of here.
Oh, no! Eddie will be crushed.
The bird is like his pet.
Eddieisa pet! He doesn't get to have a pet I guess Barney is pretty well recovered.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, time to go, Barney.
Oh, Eddie, don't worry.
He'll come back and visit you.
It's kind of hard letting him go.
Now I know how you must have felt all those times when you dropped me off at musical theater camp.
Sad and frightened Lots of emotions, son.
Barney, remember us fondly as you spread your wings and soar free.
Oh, my God! Barney! Where did he go? Is he soaring free? He bounced off the railing and landed on the Cunninghams' balcony.
Dad, look-- his wing just moved.
! .
He's alive I'll go get him.
Hurry! Hurry! Don't you die! I love you, you tough old bird.
Not you, Mrs.
Cunningham.
Hey, what did I tell you about smoking in the booth? Oh, bite me.
I need something to kill my appetite besides your stupid ugly face.
Gotcha, Bulldog.
Oww! What did I tell you about that? Thieves! Brigands! I had three-and-a-half ounces of sashimi-grade ahi in the fridge, and one of you has stolen it.
Not me.
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