- I would.
- But Ive worked this out to the last detail, - nothing can go wrong! - Everythings gonna go wrong! For one thing, Bulldogs gonna know somethings up, cause Kenny hardly ever makes him work at night! And then look at all these cameras and wires.
I mean, what if he spots these? And the zombies, as soon as he sees them, hes gonna know its a prank, because he just pranked you! And there are no such things as zombies!!! You, sir are released! And you as well! Ill pull this thing off by myself, proving you dont know what youre talking about! I dont need any of you! Wait, zombies, I do need you! But no one else! Ill show all of you! You mark my words, tomorrow night I get my revenge! Ah, good, the effects machines working again.
All right everyone, back to your first marks.
- Where have you been? - I'm sorry, I had a hard time finding this place.
I checked the directory for Crane, but it had Old Bat next to this apartment number.
A little obvious, but not bad.
I want you to deliver this Baby-I-Have-To-Tinkle doll to Jason White, Floyd Middle School.
This is the address.
I mean, he should be in gym class about now.
- I dont think Im allowed to just walk into his school, ma'am.
- No, its OK.
Im his grandmother.
And you have to say this.
Your mommy said, bring this to you at school to lift your spirits.
See? A dolly has accidents too.
- You really want me to say that? - Yes, and very loudly.
The poor things hard-of-hearing.
Yes! .
Todd, take off that baseball cap.
Youre undead, not uncouth.
All right, everyone, step lively, look sharp.
Its almost showtime.
Give me a final room tone check, please, and take your marks.
Hey, Fras.
Well hello.
- Youve come to watch me fail, I suppose.
- No, we just want to come join you.
- Yeah, were sorry about that stuff we said yesterday.
- Yeah, we came to see you have your day.
- Its long overdue.
- Maybe I dont want you here.
- What do you mean? - You abandon me in my hour of need, now youre here to revel in my success, just like in Boswell's Life of Johnson.
- What? - It was something-I-read.
I guess we deserved that - whatever the hell it means.
Come on, Frasier, were sorry.
Just let us watch.
All right, apology accepted.
You may observe - in silence.
Make yourselves comfortable.
And prepare to witness a man brought to the very edge of madness! I think hes already there.
- Mum, were off to the symphony.
- Havent the Germans punished us enough? Oh! Bloody hell! - Where did this come from? - Oh, you must have crossed someone.
Mother Oh my God! Im so sorry! We were just coming down the hall, and we saw you open your door.
- This is our trash can! - What was it doing there? Jason, get back here! It seems our children have been feuding.
Were very embarrassed.
Youre embarrassed? Meet our daughter! Hello! - I have a lot of homework - Stay! - Jason, have you been fighting with this woman? - Well, she broke my bike and made me have to see a counselor at school! - I think I left something in the kitchen - Stay! I am an adult! I can do anything I want! No.
While youre living under our roof, youll follow our rules.
You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
What if someone got hurt? - Good.
- Jason! You are one step away from losing your broadband connection.
Now apologize and shake hands.
What if I told you you couldnt smoke your pipes in your room anymore? (both) Im sorry.
- Now, you two are going to clean up this mess.
- And Jason, come straight home when youre finished.
And this place better be spotless by the time we get back.
I wish I was all grown-up, and I wouldnt have to follow their stupid rules! Oh, nothing changes, trust me.
You know my mom hates bugs.
She screams like a girl.
So does my son-in-law! - I know where we can find some crickets.
- No! Now, we should do as were told, - and start cleaning up.
- Ok.
That way, they wont be expecting it! .
This is so great! I cant wait! Im getting goose bumps! Feel me, feel me! Kenny, what was the condition of my letting you watch? There he is.
Cue creaking noise one Hello? Whos there? Cue creaking noise two.
Now, let the horror begin Yes! How do you like that, ya big baby! Get back! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! CALL 9-1-1, CALL 9-1-1! - Dont worry about it, Kenny! Its just a joke! - What are you talking about?! - Its a fake gun! - What? - Its-a-fake-gun! What about the bullets? Its a joke! Bulldog found out about Frasiers prank, so we set him up! That is awesome! I cant believe he fell for it! - Come on, we got to go tell Frasier whats going on! - You guys go ahead I think Im gonna stay here and puke.
Stop! Stop! It was all a joke! Oh my God, what have I done?! Whats the big deal, he was already a zombie! Are you insane?! Call an ambulance! - What is going on here? - Wave to the camera, Frasier! - What? - Got you again, all on tape.
Whos the king? - That isnt funny, I could have had a heart attack! - Oh, sorry, Fras, - we just couldnt resist.
- Well, at least nobody was hurt.
You bested me, Bulldog, again! - Dr.
Crane, I think I hurt my back - What? - OH MY GOD!!! - WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! - SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! WHERES THE PHONE?! WHERES THE PHONE?! - Roz, get the first aid kit out of the closet! - OK! OK! - No, no, not the! - WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON DOWN HERE?!?! - Quiet, quiet, everybody! Hello? Yes, Id like to report THE GREATEST PRACTICAL JOKE EVER! Youd better send a fire truck, because you guys just got BURNED! - AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA! - Wait, what?! - Hi, Roz! You should see the look on your faces! This is truly a classic! - This was all just a joke? - Awesome! - Nice work, Doc.
- Likewise, Bulldog.
- You think I can get a copy of this for my demo reel? - Sure thing, Todd.
Youve come a long way in a short time, young man.
Well, Frasier, Im speechless! You totally had us going! - I cant believe it! - Admit it, Roz, can I pull off a practical joke, or what? - I just dont understand it, you guys worked together? - Yeah, Frasier set the whole thing up.
The other day, after you two left, I got to thinking maybe my joke was aimed at the wrong target.
- Thats when Bulldog and I joined forces! - But we joined forces with him - to get you! - Thats exactly what you were supposed to think! - Wow, Fras, I got to give it to you - this was brilliant! - Thank you, Dad.
What do you say we all go upstairs and watch the tape, huh? - All right, you guys go ahead.
Bulldog? - Yeah? - Technically, I still owe you one.
- Face it, Doc, you will never win.
Good work, Noel.
Thats why you had to join forces with me.
Huh? - Youre right.
- All right.
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