Dad and I are going down this afternoon.
-No, I don't think I'm going to come today, Niles.
Well it's Mitch's birthday.
Well, I usually go shooting twice a year or so, and after this week I've had my fill.
Thank you.
-Well, I'm still going.
My shooting is getting better and better.
Oh, plus the gun show's in town and the guys are bringing me passes.
A gun show? What's next, square dancing? Maybe.
This country was built by gun-totin' square dancers.
So, I really appreciate you bringing me in for this interview.
I've been listening to your station for a while, and I've prepared a little presentation that I think will show you what I can bring to the KPXY family.
Oh, that's not necessary.
I mean, this is just a formality.
Trust me, I know what you can do.
Really? -Yeah.
I, uh, I already told the guys about you.
What exactly did you tell them? Oh, you know how incredible you are.
Okay, look, I-I think there's something that needs to be said here.
Why don't we just get it all out in the open? Yes, we slept together in Cancun, but I don't want that to affect the job.
I mean, it was 10 years ago, I What are you talking about? Look, I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
And I think I would remember a name like Woody Wiswell.
I mean, seriously, who's named Woody Wiswell? -Yeah, well, just me and my dad.
Darling, I just don't think you need an ankle holster when you don't even own a gun.
Well, first of all, who says it's for me, Miss I-Never- Surprise-You-Anymore? And second of all, I'm thinking I might own a gun soon.
-No, you won't.
No, no, no, don't worry.
I, I would keep the gun in a locker at the shooting range.
I would never have a gun in the same house as your mother.
Now they're saying Daisy Duke might not get here.
Hey, how's it going, kid? Hey, you guys, how are you? Oh, listen, I want you to meet my wife, Daphne.
Daphne, this is Red, and Wayne, and Mitch.
These are the guys I was telling you about.
Nice to meet you.
-Listen, kid we've been talking it over, and since we get along so well at the club, we'd like to invite you down to our compound in Idaho for a weekend.
A compound? It's just like the Kennedys! That sounds smashing.
-Hey, that's the spirit.
See, I told you.
Hey, look, you're good at math, right? Come help me guess how many shells are in that jar, so I can win the ATV? Oh, excuse me.
What kind of TV? Nice to meet you, ma'am.
-Oh, uh, Red, hold on a second.
Uh, just what kind of place do you guys have in Idaho? -Run-of-the-mill compound in the wilderness free country where we live by the true Constitution.
They're those militia people! You fix this, now.
This is fun, huh? -Uh, son -What your father means is, you shouldn't be friends with these people.
-Yeah, these are not your kind of guys.
Why not? -Well, let's just go and we'll talk about it in the car.
-Oh, I can't believe you two.
You're always telling me my friends are too artsy and too snooty.
Now I finally have friends who are regular guys, and you don't like them either? Well, I'm having a good time, and I'm enjoying being a regular guy myself.
Niles, we think they want to overthrow the government! That's what you say about public television.
Now, if you'll excuse me? Hey, guys, whatcha doing? We're chipping in for this gas-powered generator.
We're going to need it when it comes time for the New World Order.
-Well, that sounds great.
Excuse me just a second.
Okay, they're militia.
Go, go, go, go, go I just don't understand how this sort of thing can happen.
Don't you look at faces? It was a long time ago, it was dark.
And get off my case because it doesn't matter anyway.
I got the job! -Oh, congratulations, Roz.
I'm so proud of you.
Now can I tell you how much I'm going to miss you? Yes.
-It is going to be sad to leave the station.
But it's not like I'm leaving town, Frasier.
-I know, I know.
I'll see you.
See you, Roz.
-Bye.
Julia! Julia! Julia! All right.
Listen, you can try to avoid me all you like.
We are going to talk this thing out.
Fine, fine.
Anything to get you off my back.
I was looking at you in the closet, and thinking how you always try to do the right thing, and I felt a rush of affection for you.
Call me cynical, but I've come to accept that most people live by the rule of "screw or be screwed.
" But to see you, and how much you care, and really mean it, I well, it's endearing.
Irritating, but endearing.
Well, you know, I I am flattered, but there are a lot of genuine people out there.
It's just that for whatever reason fear, anger, hurt - they're afraid to show it Oh, it's just like the feeling you get when you see a cute teddy bear in the store and you want to hug it until its head pops off! Could I possibly irritate you over dinner some night? Well, if anybody could, it'd be you.
Take your time, work things out.
I'm not going anywhere.
I realize that you're in a vulnerable place right now, and that Oh, I recognize that one.
That was to shut me up.
Yeah.
Maybe Thursday.
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