F R A S I E R (10x23) - Analyzed Kiss - Well, I think we've got time for one last caller.
Roz, who have we got? Well, I suppose I'll be fielding this last one myself.
Let's try line two.
Go ahead, caller, your name and problem, please.
-Yes sir, my name's Ernie,, and I'm real angry at my dog.
Okay, Ernie.
Uh, very often, when people have feelings towards their pets, it often reflect feelings they have about themselves and their place in society.
So tell me why are you angry at your dog? Well, he keeps telling me to take off my foil helmet.
Would you hold on, Ernie? Um, someone will come on the line with the number of an expert in this sort of situation.
Let's try, uh, line four.
Oh yes, of course I'm interested! I'll fax my resume right over! Well, the news is up next, followed by the market update with Julia Wilcox.
That's it for me today.
This is Dr.
Frasier Crane saying, good day and good mental health.
Another great show, doc.
-Did you even listen? You don't have to eat every Big Mac to know it's a delicious hamburger sandwich.
Roz, what's going on? -I'm sorry, but they want to interview me for the program director job at KPXY.
-Well that's great.
But I didn't even know you were looking.
-I wasn't! They just called me, out of the blue! I I'm actually shocked, because I have very limited experience in management.
But, well Kenny's in management, how hard can it be? Hey, it's not that easy.
I know it looks like a monkey can do my job, but it can't.
True story.
Well, gosh, Roz, I, I must say I've got some mixed feelings about this.
I mean, I couldn't be happier that you're finally getting the recognition you deserve, but I'm gonna miss you.
Oh, let's wait 'til there's a real offer before we break out the Kleenex and champagne.
Agreed.
Well, Roz, Kenny told me about your job interview.
Good luck.
Oh, I get it.
It'll be good luck because if I get the job, I'll be gone.
No, it sounds like a good position for you.
-Right.
Cause I get into a lot of sexual positions with a lot of guys.
I'm saying congratulations.
Oh.
Thank you.
What's her problem? Well, you're being uncharacteristically decent today.
You all right? -I'm fine.
All right, I might as well tell you before he does.
Avery and I broke up.
Oh.
Gosh, uh, what happened? I got tired of listening to him promise he'd leave his wife.
Well, I'm sorry.
I realize you must be going through -Oh, I don't need your sympathy.
I'm not one of your pathetic code-three whackadoos.
I was just trying to help.
No need to insult my callers.
Foil Helmet Guy says his dog needs to speak to you.
Oh, excuse me Hi, Daph.
-Hello.
-Gosh, I've never seen this place so crowded.
What's the occasion? It's Mum's day off.
Apparently, there was a mass e-mail.
So, is Niles going to be joining us? -No, he's taking your father to the shooting range.
Oh, yes, yes, of course, I'd forgotten.
He asked me to take him, but then I suggested that when it comes to guns, perhaps he would prefer someone of Niles's caliber.
I'm in rare form today.
You should see this place when they know you're not coming.
No, Avery two-thirds of the work on that program is mine! Well, I don't have to prove it, it's a fact! Oh oh, yeah? Well, I should have expected as much from a man who wears leopard print bikini briefs! Avery McManus wears shiny, acetate man-panties! Excuse me.
Is everything okay? -No.
Now that I've dumped your bastard accountant, he's trying to cut me out of our software program.
-Software program? We mostly me developed a proprietary method for analyzing price/volume momentum.
I call it vector scaling, and it can quantify the likelihood of longer-term trends.
Do you realize what that means? It's good.
That program is my baby, I have been working on it for months.
I think your bastard accountant has been using me all along.
Thanks for setting us up! -I did no such thing! -You know what I ought to do? I ought to go down to his office, demand my files, and then trash the place! -Just a second, just a second, just sit down.
Sit down, please.
Take a moment to calm down before you make any rash decisions.
In a few hours, I'm leaving town for a week.
There's no way I'm leaving your bastard accountant in control of those files.
All right, well, if you insist, then perhaps I should go with you.
Maybe I can help facilitate things.
Why? What's in it for you? -Nothing! Surely you can believe that someone might want to just do something nice for you? You and Avery are in this together, aren't you? -Of course not! You're not being rational, you know.
Perhaps Avery is just holding your program hostage because he feels hurt.
Perhaps this is his clumsy way of trying to initiate a dialogue.
You really do try to see the best in everyone, don't you? Yes, I do.
So, what do you see when you look at me? Well I see a woman who's been hurt, not once but many times.
A woman who finds it so difficult to trust someone, she won't allow herself to be vulnerable.
A woman whose eyes are going to get stuck if she keeps rolling them like that! .
Ah, look at that grouping! -Hey, uh, Dad, you about ready to go? -I guess I've still got the touch.
Hey, Niles, you ought to give it a try.
Thanks, Dad, you know how I feel about handguns.
They breed violence.
Oh, come on, this is just simple target shooting, that's all.
Ha-ha, yeah! Here's one dirtbag isn't going to be selling crack at any schoolyards anytime soon.
You should listen to the man.
Shooting's a great sport.
Red Brewer.
And these clowns here are Mitch and Wayne.
I'm Niles Crane.
And this is my father, Martin Crane.
-Oh, hi, how you doing, guys? Listen Niles, let me show you how to do this.
I think you'll enjoy it.
It's pretty simple.
You just take a solid stance, hold the grip firmly, steady your gun hand with your other, fingers to fingers, thumbs to thumb, focus on the front sight, and squeeze the trigger.
Okay, you try.
-Oh, you know, no offense, but I, uh I just, I'm not real comfortable with guns.
-You know, Mitch used to be that way, too.
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