No, I've never had a serious boyfriend.
No one's really been interested.
Men can be such pigs.
People did try to fix me up.
In Manchester, me mum was steering me towards the butcher's son.
Pasty little thing, didn't fancy him.
I suppose I like my gents more on the manly side.
Was that a little swan you made? No, it was a B-52.
Dr Jennings rang.
Dad skipped his physical again! No wonder he didn't want me to go with him.
You know Dad's aversion to doctors.
Why didn't you take him? I had my "fear of abandonment" workshop.
I've already skipped twice.
Wait till your father gets here.
I'll give him a piece of my mind.
If only we knew when he was about to arrive.
Hey! How you doing, boy? I'm glad to see you, too.
- How was your exam? - Pretty routine.
- EKG? - Perfect.
- Blood pressure? - Textbook.
Full blood panel? I told them to take two - they're small.
Oh, let's give a look.
Oh, look at this! A nice big Band-Aid! Nice try.
What'd you do that for? Dr Jennings' office said you hadn't shown up today.
Why do you avoid the doctor? Because I feel fine.
And I don't like Dr Jennings.
He's got a model of a colon on his desk.
He keeps his tongue depressors in it.
All right, Dad.
Why don't you see my doctor? - She's one of the finest in Seattle.
- She? No, no, no way.
If a doctor's going to have me bend over, I want to look through my legs and see wing tips.
Women have been poked and prodded by male doctors for centuries.
I say it's high time you gents went to a woman doctor.
See how you like waiting all naked and helpless and goose-bumpy.
Niles, recommend someone.
Niles! I'm sorry, my mind was somewhere else.
Oh, I know who you should see! Dr Gary Newman! He's very successful.
I saw a Lichtenstein hanging in his office.
A Lichtenstein? He sounds perfect.
OK.
I'll make an appointment.
Just hang on a second.
I will escort you personally.
- Wonderful, I can't wait.
- Stop grumbling.
It won't be so bad.
Unless you have to parade around the office in one of those gowns where your bum peaks through.
What's Dr Newman's number? Niles Niles! Sorry, I must have drifted off again.
My appointment was meant to be half an hour ago.
Let's get out of here.
Relax.
Read a magazine.
Here, take the Cosmo quiz.
"Are your nipples sensitive?" Do it quietly.
It's not an oral exam.
You haven't seen the second question.
Did you keep your patients waiting? Just the compulsives.
It was part of their therapy.
Relax, I'll take care of it.
My father had an appointment The doctor's running late.
You'll be first when he gets in.
Where's he coming from, Spokane? From Lake Chelan.
Lake Chelan? Ooh! This guy must be terrific.
- So? - He'll be here any minute.
I was just struck by one of life's little ironies, I remember you taking me to the doctor and here I am taking you.
Like when I took you for your first tetanus shot.
I was scared.
I remember you holding my hand.
You bent over, dropped your drawers.
You took your mind off the shot by reciting the names of Puccini's operas.
Right then, I knew you'd never be a cop.
I'm serious, let's go! I'll check if there's someone substituting for him.
What are you here for? Oh, lately, I've been having this overall sluggish feeling.
It's hard even getting out of bed, not to mention the cold weather.
It's really making my joints hurt.
I've started to notice flaking spots on my skin.
What about you? I have sensitive nipples.
The doctor won't be able to make your appointment today.
Great! These big shot doctors keep you waiting for an hour and then they don't even show up.
Played a little slow on the golf course? Arrogant JERK! Dad, Dad, Dad.
Dr Newman is dead.
He died an hour ago.
I'm sure he was a good man.
He walks down his walkway, he picks up his newspaper, and BANG, he drops dead of a heart attack.
I pick up my newspaper every day, and "The Sunday Times" is very heavy.
Well, these things happen.
How can you say that? He wasn't old! He was my age! What can I say? I don't think about these things like you do.
Maybe it's because you're 41 and I'm not.
Don't you ever think about dying? Well, not me dying.
But you know what I have thought of lately? I've been dating this older guy and what if You know We were in bed and he dropped dead? It's a possibility.
Sometimes he starts breathing funny.
I don't know if he's having a good time or if I've overexcited him.
Someone has a very high opinion of herself.
Everybody's good at something.
Why is it that every time we talk, we end up talking about your sex life? Because I have one.
(Footsteps) Thank you for coming.
- Hello.
- Hello, Dr Crane.
I was in the middle of my workout, but I can always pump iron later.
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