Yeah.
- Oh, Connor.
- Whoops.
Look, about this morning
Listen, what I was
trying to say is
- Here we go.
- I didn't realise this
until we were having sex earlier and
- I lost my
- Erection.
- Erection.
- One more time.
Erection.
But it made me realise
I'm in love.
Oh.
OK, I mean,
I don't really know what to
I don't want to have sex
with anyone else,
and that's never happened
to me before.
I'm in love.
And I need to tell her.
- Her? - Yeah, we've been together
for a couple of months.
And physically she just never satisfied
me, she has these really massive,
bouncy tits that really
don't do anything for me.
And you just kept turning up
like this sexy
plank.
And it confused me.
I just don't think I should be fucking
around behind her back any more.
I just thought I should say that I am
sorry if I have
led you on.
Oh, no.
God, no, my ex is due back
any day now anyway, so,
it's erm
I'm happy for you.
I I knew you wouldn't give a shit.
What can I say?
I'm sorry, I don't give a shit.
Cool.
Never wear padding, OK?
Claire, where are you?
I can't survive much longer
in this sea of penises.
I don't know anyone.
And, so
Harry?
Harry?
- Hi.
- Hi.
What did she do to you?
We just, you know,
covered me in plaster and
left me in the garden
for a couple of hours.
Oh, God, hi.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
Oh.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm just going to go
and browse around.
It was really nice to meet you.
You, too.
That's Elaine.
- We're - Did you see that really
good-looking guy that came in with me?
No, but I saw a really good-looking
guy on his motorbike outside, why?
Oh, yeah, that's, he, erm,
well, he and I
Oh! Great.
Yeah, he just dumped me, so
Oh!
I'm sorry.
This is very you.
Yeah, yeah, she said you were cool
with us doing
that.
I don't I don't know why she
where's my penis?
Oh, it's on the wall over there,
second from the left.
Oh.
I should probably go and find Elaine,
she doesn't like being left on her own.
You've still got some stuff
at the flat.
I've been rolling around
in my lingerie,
all over it, waiting for you
to come and collect it.
- Yeah - Just your Tupperware,
and your TV, and your dinosaur plate.
Oh, I got a new dinosaur plate,
but, erm
Yeah, but,
thank you, but, you can keep those.
Hey,
do you still wank about me sometimes?
No.
Elaine.
Claire.
My God, it's been hell,
where have you been?
I, erm
All parked up.
Hello, you.
We almost didn't make it, but, erm
We didn't want to let
the old boy down.
- I thought - We're just going to do
a quick whizz around, to show our faces.
OK, but
We're just going to do
a quick whizz around.
Sorry, could you just, could you do
something with those? Thank you.
[SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS]
[SHE MOUTHS]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[GASPS]
[SHE MOUTHS]
(Don't)
Don't!
[CRASH]
[GASPS]
[SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
The joys of butter-fingered staff.
Stop making a spectacle of yourself
and clean that up.
You clean that up.
Apologise.
I'm sorry.
Turns out I'm not
such a natural after all.
Oh, fuck off.
I'm just going to say this once
I deserve to be happy,
I am allowed to move on,
I have a good life
and I'm happy, all right?
All right? If you don't mind
I'm going to go and get
my cardy from the car.
It's a little chilly.
I'm sorry you had to hear that
but you did have to hear it.
No, no, she'll do it.
- What the fuck was that?
- What is he doing here?
You're not going to Finland.
Oh, God.
What are you doing here?
I'm helping.
- He is
- He didn't try to kiss you.
- He did.
- He says it was more
like the other way around.
What?
Well, that's just not true.
No, fuck you.
- Claire.
- Please don't - No,
Claire, he came out into the garden
- I don't want to hear it.
- Claire, you have to believe me.
How can I believe you?
Because I'm your sister.
After what you did to Boo?
He slept with someone else, he said,
he told me he fucked someone else.
I'm sorry,
but you just have to see it
from my point of view.
Come on.
I think I love him.
I'm going to hurt myself,
I'm going to get hit by a bike,
and then hurt my finger and then
he's going to have to come and see me
in the hospital and be really sorry
for what he did.
[HE SOBS]
I don't know where you came from.
What, you don't think
we are the same?
You have the same lines
on your forehead as me.
Thank you for fixating on them.
- And you're stubborn.
- Snap.
- And sad.
- Not born sad.
- Some people are.
- You weren't.
No, I guess not.
Jesus, why do daughters get to say
that they're fucked up by their fathers
when it's so often
the other way round?
Why do you do that to yourself?
Looks cool.
I think your mother would have admired
your little performance up there.
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