Please leave.
Oh
No, you don't understand.
I NEED this
- I need this loan.
- Please, just leave.
- Perv.
- Slut.
Wow!
PA: 'The lecture will
commence shortly.
'
My sister.
She's uptight and
beautiful and probably anorexic,
but clothes look awesome
on her, so
You're almost late.
Had to do a flash poo in Pret.
Oh, Christ.
Did you wash your hands?
Of course not.
Oh, my God! You are disgusting!
Fucking hell.
Of course I washed my hands.
It's
not like I grew up without a mother.
- Heard from Dad?
- No.
Dad's way of coping with two
motherless daughters
was to buy us tickets to
feminist lectures,
start fucking our godmother
and eventually stop calling.
- You look tired.
- Thanks.
I've been sleeping really well recently.
Shit!
I'm wearing the top that she "lost"
years ago, so
this is going to be tense.
- Do you want to take your coat off?
- No.
OK.
Oh, sorry.
Thanks.
So, any luck
- God, can we just have two seconds
- I was going to ask
- about the cafe.
- I don't want to talk about it yet.
- We won't talk, then.
- Fine.
- Hair looks nice.
- Oh, fuck off.
The only thing harder than having
to tell your super-high-powered,
perfect, anorexic,
rich super-sister
that you've run out of money
is having to ask her
to bail you out.
I'm just going to ask her.
I'm just going to ask her.
I'm just going to ask her.
I'm just going to come
- Do you need to borrow money?
- No!
I can't do it.
I can't do it,
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
- So business is good, then?
- Yeah.
It's good.
It's really good.
It's really, really good.
Yeah, it's really good.
Sounds like it's really good.
It is.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Can I get you anything?
- No, thanks, I'm good.
Are you sure I can't get you
anything at all?
Is Harry helping?
We broke up.
What? Again?!
If you see him, I'm a wreck, OK?
God! Just don't get drunk and scream
through his letterbox again.
Wow! Thanks for the vote
of confidence.
Don't get drunk
and shit in your sink again.
When are you going to stop
bringing that up?
When you do something better.
I have two degrees, a husband
and a Burberry coat.
You shat in a sink.
Oh.
- Hi.
- Thank you.
- No problem.
Nothing is ever going to be better.
I swear there are pants
that give you thrush.
What are yours made from?
Don't know.
I need to get sexy pants.
I hate my body, I hate my body,
I hate my body, I hate my body.
Fucking last-minute
bastard trendy parties.
Why do we do it to ourselves?
Oh, my God.
Definitely not.
That does nothing for you.
I hate that.
What?
These are MY clothes, Boo.
I've been wearing these all day.
Oh, God.
Were you wearing your coat?
Yes.
But
Nothing here looked nice,
so I thought I'd wear
what I was wearing anyway.
Are you joking?
Are YOU joking?
Yes.
- Oh, my
- It's not really that bad at all.
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I love you.
- I'll buy - I've got to get
a whole new outfit now.
I'll buy you pants.
- I'll buy you sexy pants.
- I've been so many places today!
- I'll buy you sexy pants!
- Fuck off.
I'm sorry.
I think it's a lovely dress.
Ugh! I mean, you really shouldn't
wear such cheap materials.
They don't let your fanny breathe.
I know.
[APPLAUSE]
Gosh, look at you all.
Thank you so much
for coming to Women Speak,
opening women's mouths since 1998.
Before we begin, I would like
to ask you a question.
I don't know about you
but I need some reassurance.
[SHE CHUCKLES]
So I pose the question
to the women in this room today.
Please raise your hands
if you would trade
five years of your life
for the so-called perfect body.
[MURMURING]
(We are bad feminists.
)
- I want my top back.
- OK.
- Won't you get cold?
- Nah, I've got really hairy nipples.
What?
- Fuck!
- Oh, fuck! What was that?
- Jesus!
- A fucking hug!
Well, why the fuck did you do that?
That's terrifying.
Never do that again.
I was just trying to
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
Do you want to go
for a drink, or?
- I've got plans.
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