- Stay calm.
You're innocent.
- Hmm.
It's a shock, a simple
horrifying misunderstanding.
When we land, call your lawyer.
Get him to clear his diary.
- (WHISPERS) That's it.
- What?
I mean, that's it? (CHUCKLES)
You have nothing else to say?
Did I miss something?
No, I just I feel like you're
just sitting there and judging me.
You know the really scary part,
Calvin, 'cause I'm not.
I'm thinking about which chat show
hosts are most amenable to mea culpa.
I'm thinking about what color suit
most reflects honesty and innocence.
I'm thinking about ghostwriters
and the fact that I can
already name three publishers
who would offer you a shitload of
money to tell your side of the story.
That's what I'm thinking about, Calvin.
(WHISPERING) Excuse me, hi.
Sorry to interrupt.
Do you think I can get my laptop back?
It's just that it belongs to work
and I'll get in trouble if I
- Of course.
- Thanks.
It was really good seeing you, Robyn.
Pleased you're doing so well.
Hope you're happy.
I'm Jamie.
Just a massive fan of your work,
man, seriously
Do you think I can get a quick autograph
for my fiance? Her name's Pam.
Thank you, my man.
I really appreciate it.
JANET: Sir, you're going to
have to return to your seat.
We are about to land.
- Please, sir.
- So sorry, dude.
- Sir!
- Yup, leaving.
Thanks.
Give my love to Ruth.
- Your pen?
- Uh, keep it.
Souvenir.
It's a relief.
Really (STAMMERING) It's exhausting.
Hiding, (STAMMERS) you know,
this shit inside me.
(CLEARS THROAT) I'm gonna fix it.
(INHALES) I really am.
I'm
gonna get my ducks in a row.
I've seen things happen to
(STUTTERS) To too many friends.
We are a different generation.
I am not saying that as an excuse.
It's just It's a fact.
(CHUCKLES) We're out of time
being sucked down a black hole.
I am sorry.
(STAMMERS) For this and, for everything.
This is a real wake up call.
It really is, and I want
to thank you, Robyn.
Because if I get through this,
it is all because of you.
(PASSENGERS EXCLAIMING)
PILOT: Cabin crew, proceed for landing.
CALVIN: Oh, fuck! (PASSENGERS SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
PILOT: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Well,
apologies for the bumpy landing.
The descent was a little more
turbulent than we expected.
But we would like to welcome you to
JFK, New York.
(PHONE VIBRATING)
And although we are now at the gate,
please remain seated until
- Jesus Christ.
- seat belt sign has been turn off.
- Seven voicemails.
- There's a plan in place.
Remain calm.
Ladies and gentlemen
Do as we said.
the local time
- Oh, my God.
- What?
My brother, he was in a car accident.
(LAUGHS) That's what the
police were calling about.
Stupid son of a bitch.
He was texting.
He ran into the back of a Prius.
- Is he okay?
- Crazy.
He's got, like a,
you know, a broken hip but
Yeah, no, he's fine, he's fine.
(LAUGHS) He's stable.
Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God.
That's unbelievable!
Oh, don't I feel like a dumbass.
- So, the laptop?
- Oh, the la
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I'll text Magda.
I'll have her
pick it up, whether broken or not.
I mean, it's It's
It's like a Get Out of Jail Free card.
I feel like a A cancer victim
who just got the all clear.
I'm gonna get fuckin' fucked up
tonight!
We are gonna celebrate, baby.
I'm gonna need you to make
a couple of phone calls.
There's an agency that I use here.
They know what I like.
Crack a smile.
Come on, it's good times.
This is a Christmas miracle.
(PA SYSTEM DINGS)
Oh and, uh, we should send, uh, my
brother some fruit or something.
What a trip, huh? (CHUCKLES)
Your phones, madam.
I'm so sorry
about that situation earlier.
Oh, just so you know.
Um, I won't
be putting any of it in my report.
- So, is everything okay?
- Of course.
Thank you.
False alarm.
Stand down.
Sent.
Okay, I gotta get off this
goddamn plane before I murder someone.
Hey, will you, uh
Grab my bags, will you?
Hey, guess what? I found a pen.
Now, all I need is something to sign.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, thank you.
I would never have heard
the last of it if we had lost Daisy.
What do we say, Pen?
Thank you, Robyn.
Daddy was a bit scared when it was
bumpy but now I think he's okay.
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